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SaffronBurke 🐀
@Sweet_Saffron
18+ only, NSFW | any pronouns | Lesbian | throne.me/u/saffronburke | linktr.ee/SaffronBurke
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Joined January 2013
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Mar 11, 2022
    Replying to @QuinCunning and @yawningemoji
    Nothing. We're also not supposed to go to the gym and work out to lose weight, people will literally mock fat people who are using treadmills or weights or whatever. We're supposed to just stay at home and magically get skinny overnight somehow.
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Nov 30, 2020
    Replying to @hbg_honey
    I am BEYOND tired of the "you're scared" narrative. Do you accuse people of being scared when they wear a seat belt or a helmet, or keep their smoke detectors maintained? No, because those are reasonable precautions to prevent death and/or injury.
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Jul 11, 2023
    Replying to @Imani_Barbarin
    "let's take our immune compromised child to a super spreader event, what's the worst that can happen?
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Feb 3, 2022
    Replying to @TheMagpieMirror and @JoshuaPotash
    People making that argument don't realize that 8 hours, 5 days a week, was the compromise, not the goal.
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Jan 17, 2021
    Replying to @darienmeshell and @Codi_Vore
    I make a little too much for 100% forgiveness, but I got a $7k bill knocked down to $500ish. From there, I was able to make a payment arrangement to pay it off over a year at $43/month. Game-changing.
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Nov 13, 2019
    Replying to @Bog_ow and @WCVB
    That sounds like it's an intelligent idea so of course we don't.
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Jul 28, 2020
    Replying to @nathaniaola
    Every abusive parent's favorite guilt trip. Congrats, you did the bare minimum, how about you try not inflicting mental scars.
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Apr 14, 2021
    Completely! I've walked out of a thrift store with more than that for $50.
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Mar 25, 2021
    I saw so many people freak out at 25 that they're "halfway to 50 and haven't even done anything yet". I was so confused because 25 is so young, what grand things were you expecting to have accomplished that's giving you a quarter-life crisis?
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Jul 18, 2021
    In the early 90's, one of my mom's friends would put on oil before sunbathing to get tanner, not for sun protection. That used to be common, I wonder where the "it's sunscreen" change happened.
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Sep 7, 2020
    I totally understand being excited about that and wanting a party. Too bad stupid people ran with it.
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Jun 21, 2020
    Replying to @jilliancyork and @TheSharkPunch
    I doubt it's legal, but since when has that stopped cops?
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Jun 22, 2019
    Sex worker psa: For the love of your orifices, STOP buying jelly, PVC, realskin, etc dildos. They're porous af and harbor bacteria, can't be sterilized, and eventually break down, leaching toxic chemicals into your body. Do use: Silicone, glass, hard plastic, stainless steel.
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    SaffronBurke 🐀
    @Sweet_Saffron
    Apr 10, 2021
    A friend of mine has a theory that all dogs have the same amount of angry in them, regardless of size. In chihuahuas, it's extra condensed.