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Maximilian Uriarte
@TLCplMax
I am Max: NYT bestselling author, artist, and animator. Lance Corporal of the Marine Corps.
Bay Area, CA
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Aug 5, 2024
    The idea that going against the grain in itself is a virtue is very flawed. If 9 out of 10 people agree drinking bleach is bad, you’re not a free thinker by drinking bleach, you’re a fucking dumbass.
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Mar 29, 2024
    Instead of $9,000 “alpha male bootcamp” did you know you can actually get paid to go to bootcamp lmao
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Jun 2, 2020
    An authoritarian police state on the brink of a civil war with the worst unemployment since the Great Depression being ravaged by a viral pandemic is kind of what everyone was afraid of about with electing Trump, but none of us actually thought would happen
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Jan 24, 2025
    Great photo op but this is literally just going to be Marines sitting around eating MRE's in the field and wondering what they're actually supposed to be doing. This is not the job of Marines.
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    The White House
    @WhiteHouse
    Jan 24, 2025
    The US Marine Corps Is On The Border Assisting CBP With The Mission To Secure America Promise Made --> Promise KEPT!
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Apr 5, 2020
    Nothing like a global crisis to bring out peoples true colors. There’s no excuse for the flagrant racism that Asian people have experienced in this pandemic. I don’t care where or when this guy served, he’s a piece of shit.
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    May 1, 2020
    Imagine being this insecure about your military service
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Jun 25, 2023
    The Marine Corps will have no confirmed commandant for the first time ever because a dumbass republican senator is blocking the nomination.
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    Marines Face No Confirmed Commandant for First Time in 164 Years
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Mar 29, 2024
    Replying to @TLCplMax
    If I had no moral compass I could make so much money grifting incels and chuds
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Oct 21, 2022
    Everyone acts like they hate Cheesecake Factory on the internet, but that place is packed every night with a 90 minute wait. Some of y'all are lying. 💅
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Aug 12, 2017
    If you're a veteran and your allegiance is to an enemy of the United States of America, you should have your veteran benefits stripped.
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    Katie Couric
    @katiecouric
    Aug 12, 2017
    More from #Charlottesville
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    May 26, 2022
    Absolutely every person in America should be outraged that the police sat around for 45 minutes while children were being slaughtered. If the “good guy with a gun” isn’t going to do shit, people need to stop pretending that’s a valid solution to anything.
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Jan 25, 2018
    luke stop
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Nov 18, 2024
    Replying to @MuseZack
    I'd say the biggest disparity between then and now is seeing the budget onscreen. Big budget movies back then felt bigger than they do today.
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    Maximilian Uriarte
    @TLCplMax
    Aug 6, 2024
    The VP picks are a Sergeant Major (National Guard) and a Corporal (USMC) so I expect the VP debate is going to be fucking lit lmao
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