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Valhalla
@Tesidorth
Half lamentations. Half lyrics
Lagos
Born October 27
Joined July 2012
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Dec 23, 2018
    I'm not a Muslim, but I'm yet to come across a tweet from Mufti Ismail Menk on my TL which I don't retweet. Man constantly making sense
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Nov 26, 2023
    Pilot miss road, carry us go Asaba instead of Abuja. Wonderful times.
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Oct 27, 2024
    Cheers to 30. Happy birthday to me! 🥳🎉🎂
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Apr 9, 2023
    If he died but didn't stay dead, how is that a sacrifice?
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Sep 22, 2024
    Replying to @symplylivinj
    Punctuation please! 😭
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Oct 24, 2020
    Suddenly Oke’s life matters more than other lives lost. Is it because others were neither designers nor had gfs to cry for them on Twitter? This bias is stinking!
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    May 25, 2023
    Replying to @nerdy_deb and @Ahmerano
    I don't even get why you have to scam them at all. Whether they have money or they do not. I truly detest dishonestly. I can't deal!
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Jan 20, 2024
    Religion gives false hope. It has kept us down for too long. We're more docile as a people because of the false hope that religion provides. It's like drugs!
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Dec 10, 2023
    Scenes where he dies on a Wednesday but they have to wait till Sunday to announce it 🤭😌
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    Nigeria Stories
    @NigeriaStories
    Dec 10, 2023
    “I’ll Di*e On A Sunday After A Good Meal Of Pounded Yam 🍠” ~ Pastor Adeboye
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Jul 2, 2020
    Leaving religion is one of the best decisions I've ever taken. I'm glad I did.
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Nov 26, 2023
    Replying to @Tesidorth
    And a flight crew went ahead to announce 'welcome to Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja' 😭
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Apr 13, 2022
    For someone who supposedly knows the end of a thing from the beginning, God sure makes terrible decisions.
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Nov 26, 2023
    Replying to @Tesidorth
    What is Nnamdi Azikiwe-ing about this airport abeg? 😂
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    Valhalla
    @Tesidorth
    Nov 26, 2023
    This is an insult to those of us on that flight. At no point during the flight were we informed of any poor weather in Abuja. Even during emergencies, the pilot owes the passengers an announcement. The pilot acknowledged that he was given a wrong flight plan. No capping please!
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