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Mellanie 🫧✨💕
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Mellanie 🫧✨💕
@ThatBrashBlonde
Actress. Writer. Host. Harvard Law drop out. Tom Brady’s 7x SuperBowl Winning Armchair Counterpart. Love child of Blair Waldorf to & Glinda Upland 💕🫧 NO DMS.
- Me trying to figure out why Selena Gomez fans expected her to be nominated….
GIF - Truly happy for Mikey Madison but Demi Moore was ROBBED. #Oscars
GIF - To be that goat you have to first beat the goat, Patrick Mahomes & Travis Kelce couldn’t beat Brady/Gronk when it counted and that’s a stat you can never change. There is no goat debate.
GIF - #Gleeks,remember how hard you voted for @MsAmberPRiley last season? My buddy @jamesmaslow needs your votes now! #Top3 vote-e.abc.go.com/shows/dancing-…
- Replying to @athenamountWho ever said money can’t solve your problems must not of had enough money to solve em. They say which one….
GIF - The fact that people who hate Jennifer Garner exist….
GIF - Unstable JLovers, Swifties and Britney Army that I’ve never spoken to in my life who don’t follow me but spend their days looking for people to argue with and pop up in my mentions you can keep talking but…
GIF - Dear @britneyspears and @xtina stans, it’s not the year 2000 anymore you can stop arguing over which one is better. One was more commercially successful and it cost her EVERYTHING (a product) the other was more critically acclaimed she’s still stunning, she still has her family,
GIF - She placed second and performonce wise that’s generous but, her influence is unparalleled.
- Selena Gomez fans having to watch Ariana Grande get an Oscar nomination after talking so much shit….
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