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We're The Foul Mouthed, Bourbon Drinking Satirical Right. We Use Satirical Humor To Expose The Hypocrisy Of The Democratic Party's Solutions To Today's Issues.
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    Sep 17, 2025
    NTM's Question Of The Ages: If Charlie Kirk Deserved To Die For Being Transphobic, What About The Palestinians?
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    Aug 12, 2022
    BREAKING Elon Musk has reportedly made an offer to buy the FBI from the Clintons
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    Colorado Supreme Court Votes To Remove Bill Clinton From Epstein Client List
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    Jun 29, 2022
    BREAKING Six more women have come forward with allegations that Trump tried to grab their steering wheels
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    Feb 14, 2023
    BREAKING Eyewitness to testify that Former President Trump lunged for the steering wheel of crashed Ohio train
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    Dec 21, 2022
    BREAKING Rand Paul Venmos $600.01 to Ukraine so the country’s finances will have to be audited
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    Aug 16, 2022
    BREAKING Tulsi Gabbard Venmos Nanci Pelosi $600.01 forcing the IRS to audit Pelosi’s finances
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    Jan 23, 2024
    LIFE HACK: Disguise Your Zyn As Fentanyl So Democrats Will Let You Keep It
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    Jul 17, 2024
    🚨 BREAKING: District Attorney Alvin Bragg Files 2 New Criminal Charges Against Donald Trump Including "Avoidance of a Targeted Projectile" and "Obstruction of an Assassination Attempt"
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    BREAKING Shocked Pennsylvanians wish there had been some hint that Senator John Fetterman might be mentally unwell before voting him into office
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    May 26, 2023
    BREAKING Leftist activists loot Target to protest right-wing boycott of Target
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    Aug 17, 2022
    BREAKING In order to safeguard democracy, Congress has voted to exempt itself and its members from upcoming IRS audits
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    Sep 6, 2022
    BREAKING Barron Trump is reportedly considering getting into crack cocaine, Russian prostitutes, and corrupt international business dealings to get the FBI to leave him alone
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    Jun 24, 2023
    BREAKING Wagner soldier alleges Trump grabbed steering wheel of tank to turn convoy around
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