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joey star
@TheAverageJoey
angel artist from the depths of heaven
Joined February 2016
- im gonna shrink and put you in a snow globe and shake it for 10 minutes straightIf people left carrots, celery, & hot tea for Santa on the table instead of milk & cookies, I bet he’d be much, much thinner.
- when I hear stuff like this I get excited about playing fun video gamesUbisoft today confirmed that “leading advisors” have been hired to look at “transformational strategic and capitalistic options to extract the best value for stakeholders.”
- babe stop dissecting me my date: 😃 ooh lung!! me: hey knock it off! date: brain! 🫵😲 poke poke! me: sto-Bugs Bunny Wrong For Treating Daffy Duck Like That
- oh fuck!! did anyone feel that light cool breeze outside in beautiful Michigan
