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Crypto Bard
@TheBardCrypto
Just a blockchain traveler chronicling adventures while sharing Alpha along the way. DM for investment research pricing.
Joined July 2021
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Sep 14, 2023
    Replying to @the_culturist_ and @culture_crit
    Mostly testosterone.
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Aug 13, 2023
    Replying to @fasc1nate
    Be sure not to miss a single terrifying second thanks to the patented tsunami spyglass!
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Sep 15, 2023
    Replying to @Nocapmedia and @zerochills
    I have to admit I wasn't a fan of this guy until he said "the last time you got f---d was by genetics" 🤣🤣🤣
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Aug 30, 2023
    Replying to @wildpostss
    I mean... turning honey into money sounds pretty super to me.
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Jul 30, 2023
    Replying to @historyinmemes
    One day you're chasin' chickens and the next you're lost in an underground city. Tale as old as time.
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Aug 29, 2023
    Replying to @TheBardCrypto and @historyinmemes
    I meant to say German Shepherd 🐕
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Aug 17, 2023
    Replying to @buitengebieden
    Father of the year here
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Aug 2, 2023
    Replying to @historyinmemes
    Goya's Black Period produced the most interesting paintings in hundreds of years.
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Sep 15, 2023
    Replying to @TheBardCrypto and @zerochills
    She can keep squawkin' but that argument has been lost.
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Sep 12, 2023
    Replying to @NoContextHumans
    The strength of the U.S. Dollar.
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Sep 12, 2023
    Replying to @Nocapmedia and @zerochills
    When presented with emergency situations, most people either panic or freeze. This woman and child were truly lucky the guy appeared from off camera and acted with 0 hesitation. His adrenaline must've been off the charts, too. You can see how strong the window is when he
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Aug 16, 2023
    Replying to @todayyearsold
    work smarter, not harder
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Sep 12, 2023
    Replying to @TheBardCrypto and @zerochills
    That hand's gonna need some attention, though
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    Crypto Bard
    @TheBardCrypto
    Sep 11, 2023
    Replying to @historyinmemes
    Some of us remember Jon Stewart for his time hosting The Daily Show, but I first learned about his perpetual efforts to support the first responders involved in 9/11 when I was fireman. You see, after 9/11, the American government had no problem spending $6.4 trillion on a War
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