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Parlay Brey
@TheBreyKeys
I am not actually Brad Pitt
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    @TheBreyKeys
    Oct 14, 2024
    Being stupid used to be embarrassing
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    Jan 19, 2020
    Trying to get your life together then having a woman come into it x.com/supplierofmeme…
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    @TheBreyKeys
    Oct 7, 2019
    Y'all so used to ghosting and getting ghosted that clear communication seems aggressive
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    @TheBreyKeys
    Jan 27, 2017
    I swear to GOD I’m crying laughing x.com/TeflonSean187/…
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    @TheBreyKeys
    Jan 13, 2022
    Joe Rogan's reaction is exactly how everyone reacts when they are dead wrong in this day and age
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    @TheBreyKeys
    Nov 7, 2020
    Nah don’t ask for a stimmy now, you were making 400k a year last week
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    @TheBreyKeys
    Sep 8, 2022
    People in Hell are in for a surprise today
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    @TheBreyKeys
    Nov 30, 2020
    What would be your restaurant dress code? Mine would be "No big ass Filas" obviously
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    @TheBreyKeys
    Apr 25, 2022
    Yes Hitler was terrible but have you seen what white women have done to Air Force 1’s
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    @TheBreyKeys
    May 13, 2019
    Euron Greyjoy on that rock: i ⊂_ヽ   \\ still    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     > ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\beat    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / ノ )  Lノ (_/
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    @TheBreyKeys
    Jun 11, 2019
    When your card gets declined when you knew you didn't have the money x.com/DavidDTSS/stat…
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    Parlay Brey
    @TheBreyKeys
    Feb 15, 2022
    So 2 years ago, I told my mom I’d start posting her Tik Toks so y’all could see how nice I felt she was in the kitchen. This video went viral along with a few others and tonight she’ll be featured on Chopped, with the first all black cast in history. Tonight is special! 9pm EST
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    Parlay Brey
    @TheBreyKeys
    Dec 24, 2016
    Replying to @audacityofDOPE_
    Sunny D is the “I’m not racist I have black friends” of juices RT @HustleAndFro_: 🗣 Y’ALL NOT FINNA DISRESPECT SUNNY DELIGHT
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    Parlay Brey
    @TheBreyKeys
    May 7, 2018
    My boy said “I love women” and this girl goes “what race of women?” This nigga says “bitch this ain’t the internet I’m not doing this with you today” lmaooooo

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