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Carlamity
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Carlamity
@TheCalamityCarl
They/He, 32 y/o, Pan Youtuber/Streamer.
Host of @DipShipsPod, Cohost of @millenniummic.
TheCalamityCarl @ Gmail
Avi by @RiceCakeHomie
Joined June 2010
- I'M GONNA FUCKING BLACK OUT, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE HAD A DIET COKE BUTTON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HELLO?!?!?!?!?!
- fights in baki be like "BAKI, DON'T JUST CHARGE IN LIKE THAT" "wait, is he...? No, it can't be!!!" Narrator: Back in 19th century Rome, the first loaf of bread was baked with wheat, sugar, salt, flour, and eggs. This is when humans first discovered their true potential.
- Keep seeing Resonance, but hear me out:
00:00what’s THAT good anime opening?? - Replying to @KZXcellentIm fuckin crying this is the funniest thing in the world
- THAT'S A FUCKING LIE, THOSE TARANTULAS ARE OUT FOR BLOOD‘Animal Crossing: New Horizons’ Developers Confirm No One Can Hurt You Here, No One Can Make You Scared trib.al/R1X173J
- I JUST REALIZED IN THIS EXACT MOMENT, EVEN IF FOR A FEW SECONDS, MARIO WAS HOLDING THE KEYBLADE
- this picture of pat is fuckin destroying me he's like a woodland gnome who wandered into suburbia and was forever changed by the wonders of human technology
- Replying to @TheCalamityCarlI TWEETED THIS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED TALKING ABOUT FOOD DURING A FIGHT IM GOING COMATOSE
