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@TheFalseNein
If the cannon is too heavy, don't wear the shirt.
London, England
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Born July 30
Joined March 2014
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    @TheFalseNein
    Jun 13
    Just what the world needed…another man with a podcast 😂 Happy to launch By Far The Greatest 🔴⚪️ Hope you enjoy my Transfer Window plans for Arsenal combined with Ones to Watch at the World Cup - comments, requests for next time and feedback welcome!
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    Arsenal Transfer Targets & World Cup Ones To Watch
    By Far The Greatest · Episode
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    @TheFalseNein
    Dec 6, 2024
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    Sean
    @SeanDOlfc
    Dec 5, 2024
    Salah is on track for 35G 21A in the league.....
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    @TheFalseNein
    May 21, 2025
    Nah the cameraman that specifically looks for kids crying is the funniest man in football
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    @TheFalseNein
    Aug 5, 2025
    AFCON
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    Wealth
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    @wealth_united_
    Aug 5, 2025
    What’s stopping this team from winning the League ?
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    @TheFalseNein
    Sep 1, 2024
    Honestly the perfect manager for this fanbase. Finally someone who meets their level of delusion.
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    Fabrizio Romano
    @FabrizioRomano
    Aug 31, 2024
    🚨🏆 Ten Hag: “Behind Man City, we have won the most trophies over the last two years… so we performed better than anyone else”. “That’s the reality. Those are the facts. This year, we want to win trophies and I’m quite confident about it”.
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    @TheFalseNein
    Jul 30, 2025
    This man has no idea who he’s joining 😂
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    Sunderland AFC
    @SunderlandAFC
    Jul 30, 2025
    🤔 I'm excited to play alongside... Finish the sentence with Granit Xhaka! 💬
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    @TheFalseNein
    Apr 16, 2025
    Mikel Merino can never be spoken ill of in my presence again. This is the best false 6 / ball winning 9 the world has ever seen
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    @TheFalseNein
    Feb 11, 2025
    You killed the man but not the idea
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    AFCAMDEN
    @AFCAMDEN
    Feb 11, 2025
    Mikel Merino has been identified as an auxiliary striker in case of emergencies
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    @TheFalseNein
    Apr 28, 2025
    How did Spurs scam their way into “Big 6” conversations?
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    Premier League
    @premierleague
    Apr 27, 2025
    Liverpool go level with Man Utd on 20 English top-flight titles. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
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    @TheFalseNein
    Sep 28, 2024
    Ten Hag buying the entire Dutch league but not Timber or Kudus is the funniest thing ever
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    @TheFalseNein
    Apr 19, 2025
    He got serious problems in his brain too
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    Madrid Xtra
    @MadridXtra
    Apr 19, 2025
    🚨 JUST IN: Antonio Rüdiger has been playing with SERIOUS problems in his left knee for months. Surgery is no longer ruled out. @relevo
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    @TheFalseNein
    Mar 21, 2025
    Arteta:
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    Premier League
    @premierleague
    Mar 20, 2025
    Mikel Merino is in fine goalscoring form! 💥 The @Arsenal midfielder followed up his goal against Chelsea with an equaliser against the Netherlands in the Nations League
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    @TheFalseNein
    Dec 26, 2024
    In a world of building from the back and other woke nonsense, only one man is keeping BRITISH values alive.
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    @TheFalseNein
    Jul 15, 2025
    Perfect choice of gif because Mufasa is dead here
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    Adam McKola
    @AdamMcKola
    Jul 15, 2025
    Also, WAKE UP @ManUtd... FFS!
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