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If you ever find a pretty girl who keeps a score at a baseball game, marry her.
Alexis
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Alexis
@TheNotoriousLEX
Smart-mouth. Coquette(ish). Unserious. Sports Junkie. Trivia Champ. 2016 Game 7 World Series Attendee. Dislikes: Sausage & Karl Malone. Loves: Jason Bateman
Chicago - Lakeview - Wrigley
Born September 25
Joined December 2009
- CNN had better let Anderson Cooper black out on New Year’s Eve for this.
- GEORGIA HAS FOREVER CHANGED THE ROLL CALL GAME!!! WHAT?!?!?! OKKKKKKK!
- For years I’ve heard people who don’t live here tell about Chicago being a war zone. This is the only time, in 19 years of living here, that my neighborhood has even remotely looked like one. I can’t believe this is real life.Federal agents tear gassing in Lakeview Chicago
00:00 - I’m a few years older than JD Vance and I can tell you a lot of us don’t have children because we keep meeting guys like JD Vance.
- My brother’s black tie wedding RSVP asked chicken or fish and I’m legit DEAD at who catered this wedding. 😂😂
00:00 - It’s cute that people think we aren’t going to be like this his entire papacy.Chicagoans about to be insufferable for at least the next 36 hours.
- This is an all-time Chicago Twitter day.
- How is Busch Stadium still empty this year when the Cardinals are playing well and the January 6th rioters have all been pardoned?
- Replying to @RogueLou18LOL what? This is a joke about Anderson and Andy being told by CNN not to drink too much on his New Year’s Eve shows. No one was talking about your dumb cult leader. Go to bed.
- Replying to @TheNotoriousLEXHe is fighting for his LIFE and I cannot look away.
00:00 - So sad to hear of the death of Pedro Gomez. You’re going to hear a lot of stories about how nice he was, and here’s mine: Back in 2017 he sat next to me at Murphy’s after game 3 of the NLCS. The Cubs were facing elimination and he asked me if I thought they had it in them. 1/3
