Stop fuckin’ crying bro
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Stop fuckin’ crying bro
@TheOakLeafs
Own your hockey bias.
Mister Donut, Ontario
Joined July 2010
Bunting: “Hey guys I’m back from suspension!” Leafs room:
- [Western conference playoffs] "The speed these teams enter the zone is incredible and the puck movement is a showcase of elite skill" [Eastern conference playoffs] "It appears the defenseman just rammed his thumb up the official's ass and the goalie has what looks like a sword."
- Friedman just dropped a bomb about Leafs management 👀
- Being a Toronto sports fan is absolutely special and don’t let anyone tell you differently. There is something truly and uniquely fucked up beyond words going on here that you have to live through to truly grasp.
- Remember the season opener when Mike Babcock chose to wilfully sabotage the Leafs’ front office dynamic and show up his GM by needlessly humiliating the veteran who fought last night to salvage some team pride after signing here for league minimum and being an ideal mentor?
- Based on reports, the NHL doesn’t want Miller in the league, Bruins players don’t want him on their team, and even the GM isn’t sure this was a good idea. So basically Sweeney, for absolutely no reason, walked into the dressing room of his happy 10-1 team and flung shit at them.
- Career points Kyle Lowry: 13,481 Wayne Gretsky: 2,857
- [active NHLers]:"He killed any joy I had of coming to the rink" [retired Cup winners]:"He was a toxic sociopath" [Ex-NHLers in media]:"He's a cruel narcissist" [NHL Hall of famers]:"He made me clinically depressed and suicidal" [CBJ]: "HEY GUYS WE SHOULD HIRE MIKE BABCOCK!"
- Seriously though - as happy as we were, we had no fucking clue.
- Bertuzzi pre-game: "We gotta control our emotions" Bertuzzi in-game:
GIF - I swear to God if the Leafs manage to lose this series I’ll be back watching them next year.
- [Leafs medical staff telling Murray how injured he is]
