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Bringing you a sub par look at the news in a timely fashion.
- BREAKING: Senator Lindsey Graham (5’7”) has tested positive for Covid-19
- BREAKING: Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh (5’9”) has tested positive for Covid-19
- BREAKING: Tory Lanez (5’3”) found guilty of all three charges against him for the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion
- JUST IN: Senator John Fetterman (D-Israel) has tested positive for Covid-19
- BREAKING: Potentially the law in 2016Dane Cook, 50, engaged to longtime love Kelsi Taylor, 23 trib.al/P2y3xjy
- JUST IN: Podcast host Joe Rogan (5'7") has tested positive for Covid-19
- BREAKING: Ben Shapiro's heartRep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Engaged To Longtime Partner forbes.com/sites/marisade…
- Episode 65 | Subjecting Minimum Wage Workers To Psychopaths
00:00 - One year ago today the President of the United States of America unfollowed the Vice President on Twitter
- BREAKING: Tesla CEO reveals signs of early onset dementia
- Episode 131 | Where Exactly Is Let's Go Brandon Going?
00:00 - The Pocket Report 100th Episode Centennial Special
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