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ALM
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ALM
@TheRealALM
there is no peak.
Australia
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Joined March 2018
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    ALM
    @TheRealALM
    Jan 22, 2023
    sit back, relax and enjoy
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    Oct 19, 2025
    HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS LEAGUE
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    Oct 19, 2025
    GREATEST. LEAGUE. IN. THE. WORLD.
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    @TheRealALM
    Aug 11, 2021
    man posting about their kids vs man posting about messi
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    Aug 10, 2024
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    ALM
    @TheRealALM
    Jun 15, 2022
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHAHA SHITHOUSE LORD
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    ALM
    @TheRealALM
    Jun 11, 2025
    oh fuck that was him? what a loser
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    Jun 11, 2025
    Replying to @HLTCO
    Liew's taking it personally because ange embarrassed him in one of his early pressers - he made a weird comment about "imagining holding trophies" which ange corrected. Undeniably strange bloke
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    ALM
    @TheRealALM
    Oct 25, 2024
    they absolutely stitched her up
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    ALM
    @TheRealALM
    Dec 1, 2022
    slaps hard
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    ALM
    @TheRealALM
    Aug 19, 2023
    me signaling my mate across the pub if he wants a top up
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    ALM
    @TheRealALM
    Feb 26, 2025
    for entirely no reason at all, here's the longest penalty shootout ever in a world cup game and the nation's reaction thread
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    @TheRealALM
    Aug 16, 2023
    probably gonna get striked soon, but all youse need to see this goal again with Spanish commentary
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    Jun 19, 2023
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    الاتحاد القطري لكرة القدم
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    Jun 19, 2023
    🛑 New Zealand has withdrawn from the friendly against our national team which was being played today in Austria
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    ALM
    @TheRealALM
    Dec 11, 2022
    Replying to @aleaguemen @IsuzuUTE and 2 others
    USE ME AS A DISLIKE BUTTON
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    ALM
    @TheRealALM
    Jun 6, 2025
    And what is the charge? Winning a trophy? A succulent Europa league trophy? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY RICHY
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