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Hi, I'm Fredpool.
Not to be confused with this #shithead: @FREDPOOL.
Way to stay on top of your inactivity policy, @twitter. #priorities
Fredpool
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Fredpool
@TheRealFredpool
The merc with a beak. ⚔ I'm aware that I'm a parody account. Are you aware that I'm a parody account? If not, you need to retcon into someone less stupid.
Earth-47496
Born April 6, 1979
Joined March 2014
- Replying to @CNviolations and @EmmmyalluuShe's not gonna peg you lil bro
- Replying to @Quiver85 and @DailyLoudWouldn't make you any less of a cuck
- Replying to @PalestinianBoii and @stooksmanThe fat white suburban kid posing as a Palestinian weighs in
- Replying to @profprocrastin5 @AppalachianKhan and @babushka_myrrhCucking yourself over the idea isn't the flex you think it is
- Replying to @realcommzardlol and @DistressDarkYou forgot the part about their secret but not surprising Grindr accounts
- Replying to @names_astro @bayleebra and @ConSelfOwnsHe'd be wheezing in all that dry pussy.
- Replying to @UKAAAA30 and @nocontextmemesWeird way to make it about you ngl
- Replying to @supercollider_x and @doemisuPrecisely what someone that gets chronically and justifiably rejected would say
- Replying to @ven0ph @CaveJohnson_AL and 3 othersYou're right. Bro dropped Fat Man and Little Boy on your ass then napalmed you just because he felt like it.
