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The Hoarse Whisperer
@TheRealHoarse
*I didn’t pay for that damn checkmark* “A Twitter rando” - Rolling Stone mag. Possible CIA operative according to OAN. Writer. Photographer. Father.
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Sep 11, 2019
    Just so I can keep these altogether in one place and pin them for whomever might care. My personal backstory: x.com/hoarsewisperer… 1/3
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Sep 1, 2019
    Last week, I asked if my back story was something people were interested in reading about. The answer was a fairly overwhelming ‘yes’ so now I suppose I owe it to you to make good. To be honest, I’ve struggled with this, so this may be a bumpy ride. 1/
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Jun 22, 2018
    I’d much rather live next door to someone who crossed a desert to become an American than an American who wouldn’t cross the street to help a foreigner.
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Aug 17, 2018
    Your father has cheated on every one of his wives including your mother.
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    Eric Trump
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    Aug 17, 2018
    I truly hate disloyal people
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Feb 22, 2018
    Ronald Reagan was surrounded by Secret Service agents when he was shot. I guess they just needed a few armed math teachers.
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Feb 16, 2021
    “I’ll vote for a Democrat when hell freezes over.” — Texas Republicans “Deal.” — Mother Nature
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Dec 18, 2019
    Went into Starbucks this morning. Paid for my order. Barista: “Merry... umm...” Me: “You don’t have to be afraid anymore... Because of Trump, you can say it now.” Barista: (relieved) “Merry Impeachmas!” And then everyone clapped.
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Oct 10, 2018
    I believe something happened to him. I just think he’s confused about who did it. It could have been anyone.
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    May 29, 2018
    ABC didn’t fire Roseanne for being a racist. She was always a racist. ABC fired her because she wouldn’t keep her racism just below the surface where ABC could profit from it.
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Feb 21, 2018
    People defending the 2nd amendment seem awfully scared of teenagers armed only with the 1st amendment.
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Jun 5, 2020
    Suddenly, police are pretty opposed to people profiling a whole group based on the crimes of a few.
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Sep 5, 2020
    They’re only finding more boats at the bottom of Lake Travis because they’re testing more.
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Dec 14, 2020
    Ya ever stop to think that maybe the reason is so insistent Biden must have cheated is because Trump actually *did* cheat and can’t believe he still lost?
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Jan 15, 2021
    I don’t think we’re going to see Trump’s healthcare plan, guys.
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    The Hoarse Whisperer
    @TheRealHoarse
    Jul 16, 2018
    I'm old enough to remember when Republicans banned the Dixie Chicks for criticizing America while overseas.