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Tim Durham
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Tim Durham
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- In a shocking turn of events, Theo Pourchaire has been picked to serve as the fill-in Democratic Presidential Nominee
- Saw a guy in a Haas F1 shirt at my daughter’s class Halloween party. It was a costume party, so I said being a Haas fan is pretty scary. Turns out he wasn’t in a costume, he just works for Haas
- I don’t think I have a gambling problem or anything, but if the right Weinermobile doesn’t win tomorrow, my daughter doesn’t get to go to college
- Europe has 9
how can you say they deserve more races they have 3 already 😭 - Is he just… is he just coming to every race now? Not complaining, just curiousUpdate: 🥹 ❤️
My 6 year old nephew just learned about the Indy 500 today in school, and asked his dad if he could race go karts. Thoughts and prayers for my brother’s bank account- I say this with every bit of sincerity. When you criticize @AlexanderRossi or @Hinchtown for eating while recording Off Track, just know that if they ever see your YouTube comments, it will just make them eat on mic more
- If @Hinchtown or @AlexanderRossi really cared about Off Track, they would have dated Taylor Swift, instead of marrying their beautiful, smart, funny, out-of-their-leagues wives. The morons
- How insane is it that after THAT crazy of a race, there are still only two winners in IndyCar this season
- I love the Indy 500. I love the friends I have and have made through it. I love the race, I love the pageantry, I get goosebumps when I hear Back Home Again in Indiana every. Single. Year. I love it all. Here’s to the 107th running
