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Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
@TheoryPhd
US Army, retired. Jeffersonian Federalist. Ardent Thomist. Phil Prof. Lagavulin cures all your ails. Oderint dum metuant. The horrors persist, but so do I.
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
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    Mar 14
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
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    Apr 17, 2024
    Replying to @PandasAndVidya
    For fuck’s sake—what century is it over there?
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
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    Feb 26, 2024
    Replying to @AzatAlsalim
    Any Muslims want to explain this for us Westerners? Why is this OK?
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
    @TheoryPhd
    Feb 26, 2024
    Replying to @NerdShinobi
    I don’t know of any Christians who ‘worship the pope’; and there is no Christian obligation to paedophilia—what’s wrong with you? The video in question isn’t of an individual wrong-doing of some random people who happen to be Muslim, it’s a video of Muslim men carrying out a
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
    @TheoryPhd
    Aug 28, 2024
    Replying to @narrative_hole
    I’d dust the planet to save my kid. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
    @TheoryPhd
    Feb 12, 2024
    Replying to @OliLondonTV
    Every single person shouting in that theatre broke British law and should be in jail.
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
    @TheoryPhd
    Aug 18, 2024
    Replying to @PicturesFoIder
    I value my safety more than you value yours—it’s your choice to become a speed bump. Also, and I mean this most sincerely, I value my Prime Delivery more than I value you.
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
    @TheoryPhd
    Mar 16, 2024
    Replying to @pureMetatron
    @UPS—why would you sell insurance for something the insurance doesn’t cover? You can fix this.
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
    @TheoryPhd
    Jan 4, 2024
    Replying to @leslibless
    Any Leftists want to explain how this happened because of conservatives and law-abiding gun owners?
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
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    Jan 6, 2025
    Replying to @FearedBuck
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
    @TheoryPhd
    Jan 4, 2024
    Replying to @PicturesFoIder
    I’m surprised it’s *only* $35K—
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
    @TheoryPhd
    Jun 29, 2023
    Replying to @ianmiles
    He forgot that he’s *literally* a public servant, not a king.
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
    @TheoryPhd
    Mar 23, 2024
    Replying to @LaughingLegend0 and @nocapfelix
    Her children are safe—that’s what mattered to her. Justice was served…hot, sweet justice.
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    Professor Doctor Theory, PhD
    @TheoryPhd
    Jun 9, 2023
    Replying to @CallofDuty and @OliverHeldens
    Leave the kids alone.
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