Candice
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Candice
@TherapyCandice
Lover of potatoes, tequila and snark. OPINIONS are all mine! Born and raised in Baltimore. They call me foul-mouth Yoda. Therapist. Western Dove🕊️(she/her/Dr.)
Maryland, USA
Joined January 2020
- I learned today that the draft for the Vietnam War was televised. I watched one. Can you imagine being an 18/19-year-old kid sitting there hoping not to win that lottery? I just assumed that a letter showed up and told you to go. It had to be horrifying and traumatic, to say
- The doctor on the morning news just said don’t go in and tell the doctor what to do. Ummm sir, you’ve obviously never been a woman who is told everything is anxiety (congenital heart issue). Or had a partner with an auto immune illness almost no doctor has ever seen. I’m sorry
- A hippopotamus. What kind of brain do I have? 😂Apparently, if you can see a boxing glove, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the potato?
- I met a 90-year-old tonight with fantastic skin and a kick-ass personality. She was so sweet. I said I cannot believe you are 90!?! She said, “Sweetheart, no surgery here; I use Noxema, Lancome, and tape for my eyes and forehead every night.” I said tape? She said so you don't
GIF - I was told I looked high maintenance today by a superior. He said, “You look so high maintenance, but you’re not.” I’ve been ruminating over this all day. Discuss. What does high maintenance look like? I asked him if he wanted me to tell him what he looked like. He declined.
- Wow. Trump's Bible is excellent. Listen to these passages.
00:00 - Is it wrong to laugh that Jordan is getting even less votes today ?.😂
- I have not taken dating seriously in the slightest. I am not against it. I'm not looking, either. If someone crosses my path, that is interesting, so be it. Someone I know gave some grown-ass man my number. He texted. He didn't say anything super interesting, so after some
GIF - Replying to @notcapnamericaI'm white, and I have no idea what the hell this nastiness is!!
- President Obama has wayyyy more class than I ever could.Trump and Obama continue their extended conversation
00:00 - Replying to @TherapyCandiceOh! Also, old white dude doctor. Just sayin. Not all doctors are like this but more are than are not.
- I love that I pay for dental insurance every month, which covers almost nothing! 😁
