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Tim Dillon
@TimJDillon
Stand up comic. CEO of Fake Business. Podcast: The Tim Dillon Show. LIVE/MERCH LINK ⬇️
One Hyde Park, Knightsbridge
timdilloncomedy.com
Joined August 2011
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    Tim Dillon
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    May 13
    There’s always a deal to be made.
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    Tim Dillon
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    Aug 1, 2020
    Trump is reportedly banning TikTok so if you want to watch 16 year olds dance you have to get on a plane with Bill Clinton.
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    Tim Dillon
    @TimJDillon
    Sep 17, 2021
    We’re in a South Park episode.
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    Tim Dillon
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    Dec 9, 2021
    There have been more articles about Joe Rogan’s podcast than the biggest human trafficking trial in history.
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    Tim Dillon
    @TimJDillon
    Feb 8, 2022
    I respect the press.
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    Tim Dillon
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    Jan 12, 2022
    I think Biden is doing a great job. I don’t think people need food or money.
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    Tim Dillon
    @TimJDillon
    Sep 30, 2021
    There is not one child in America that wants to be Salt Bae. Not one.
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    The Times and Sunday Times
    @thetimes
    Sep 29, 2021
    Replying to @thetimes
    "Now everybody wants to be a butcher because of me. Now, if you ask a kid, they want to be Salt Bae. They see me as an idol. I’m an inspiration to a lot of people in a very short period of time.”
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    Tim Dillon
    @TimJDillon
    Feb 24, 2022
    Maybe the enemies are China and Russia and not your neighbor who thinks slightly differently than you.
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    Tim Dillon
    @TimJDillon
    Feb 12, 2022
    I am in Ukraine right now figuring it out. Stand by.
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    Tim Dillon
    @TimJDillon
    Feb 5, 2022
    It’s a political hatchet job. It’s obvious to anyone with eyes. The debate about the vaccine has been over. UK just opened no restrictions. They don’t want him on the air for the next election cycle. Press Sec asked Spotify to “do more.” It’s not a conspiracy it’s out in the open
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    Tim Dillon
    @TimJDillon
    Aug 31, 2021
    Removing custody from a mother because she’s unvaccinated is a police state. There is no other way to say it. The fact that doesn’t disturb more people is insane.
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    Tim Dillon
    @TimJDillon
    Oct 28, 2021
    Sweet Baby Rays is good. He’s trying to be a human. He doesn’t know it goes on the food.
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    conar
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    Oct 28, 2021
    why does he have sweet baby rays bbq on the decorative shelf
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    Tim Dillon
    @TimJDillon
    Nov 14, 2021
    In the most vaxxed places on earth and the most vaxxed states in America Covid cases are rising. Yet it is still heresy to question the strategy or talk about alternative treatments. “Comics” are dispatched to shame people and shut down conversations. Does this feel odd yet?
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    Tim Dillon
    @TimJDillon
    Feb 17, 2022
    Now to review: the government banning people on social media, freezing their bank accounts, getting their friends in the media to dox them, and convincing everyone this is for the good of society IS BAD.

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