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Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
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Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
@TonyGunk99
Modern day Socrates | Vascular | Esquire | Benadryl enthusiast | Enjoyer of many things | Latina lover
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Joined September 2023
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
    @TonyGunk99
    Mar 8, 2025
    $3 Guinness? Yeah I think I’ll keep ordering these until my breathing becomes labored. She will be hearing from me tonight.
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
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    Mar 27, 2025
    Xander, In my experience, if all goes well pop the Q. It’s never too early but it can always be too late. I’m 67 now and have been through 6 marriages and 4 miscarriages. Don’t regret a thing! Cheers, TCNG
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
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    Mar 6, 2025
    Live wire in the middle of the sidewalk? Wtf state college! If this gets 10 likes I’ll pull out my hog and ejac on it.
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
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    Mar 8, 2025
    Replying to @hungryHubert
    Mustard tiger, After further review I would like to formally commend you on that beautiful G split. I was not familiar with your game. Cheers, TCNG
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
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    Apr 24, 2025
    It’s so nice out today I think I’ll enjoy a few beers and waterboard people
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
    @TonyGunk99
    Feb 26, 2025
    Locked tf in🔒 Feeling a Brady esque comeback real soon 28-3
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
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    May 8, 2025
    Great drinks and great company. What a way to cap of senior year. Good shout @swizzyJ69
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
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    Mar 20, 2025
    Drink responsibly? Yeah how about I drink irresponsibly until I lose control of all bodily function and piss myself. Cheers.
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
    @TonyGunk99
    Apr 4, 2025
    Omw to FSU who on birth control??👀
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
    @TonyGunk99
    Apr 16, 2025
    Jacked off immediately after consuming. Never kill yourself.
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
    @TonyGunk99
    Apr 19, 2025
    Mind if I have a day? #lowandslow
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
    @TonyGunk99
    Feb 21, 2025
    Anyone wanna come over and do this?
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
    @TonyGunk99
    Apr 3, 2025
    Does Ana de Armas have a husband? If not I think I’m gonna shoot my shot.
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    Tony “Cock Ninja” Gunk
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    Mar 4, 2025
    From 310 out. Does this constitute as a dart? Yes I 3 putted for par any other dumb questions? #LANK
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