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Dan
@TractorLaw
I only speak in Fighting Words.
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Mar 19, 2024
    In today's episode of "That's not how the law works":
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Jul 24, 2023
    My daughter (now 14) has cancer. I want to talk about one of the most frustrating, painful, angering, parts of that experience. Not nausea, or hair loss, or even our health insurance. I'm talking, of course, about @MakeAWish, the worst charity I've ever dealt with. Thread: 1/
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Jan 12, 2020
    "Nuked from orbit," a story in three pics.
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Jan 16, 2024
    Replying to @_SAFECAMPUS and @CUNY_Prof
    You learned all that and couldn't bother to actually learn what the Character and Fitness exam actually reviews? Probably should have done that first.
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Feb 14, 2021
    Oh no what ever will evangelical leaders do if the Vatican won't allow them to be Catholic anymore?
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Jul 24, 2023
    Replying to @TractorLaw @MakeAWish and 5 others
    Ok one more. The whole family getting ready to head out of Magic Kingdom (and home the next day). Fin/
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Jul 22, 2021
    Replying to @hungrylikeme and @crazykarens
    Because so many people misunderstand that phrase. "The customer is always right" is not a customer service philosophy. It is a marketing and sales philosophy. It means to deliver the product the customer wants without regard to what you as a business like or think it should be.
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Apr 19, 2022
    Replying to @Had0pelagia and @RightWingCope
    Actually it's a fake tweet but good try.
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Mar 21, 2021
    @Seinfeld2000 "Hello, I'm front line medical worker Dr. Van Nostrand, I'd like my first dose please."
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Jul 24, 2023
    Replying to @TractorLaw @MakeAWish and 5 others
    In the meantime here's a palate cleanser. Mickey Mouse came through lunch. He saw me holding Makenna's button saying "celebrating cancer survivor." Mickey (the person inside) was genuinely taken aback, and gave Makenna the longest, tightest, hug I've ever seen from a character.
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Jul 24, 2023
    Replying to @TractorLaw @MakeAWish and @WaltDisneyWorld
    @curekidscancer_ there from Day 1 offering support right in the hospital. @13thirtyCancer the coolest group ever for teens & young adults with cancer. @AnnasWish makes Christmas magic for cancer families. @WillieBeeCares the "little charity that could," always popping up to help.
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Jul 24, 2023
    Replying to @TractorLaw @MakeAWish and @WaltDisneyWorld
    Yes, I know, I got something for free. But did I? If someone promises you a trip to Disney World when you have a life-threatening illness, and 2 years later they take you to a booth in the mall selling knock-off Mickey Mouse shirts and wash their hands of you, are you happy? 52/
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    May 4, 2021
    Things that make me emotional now (emotions screwy due to crisis) Teenagers displaying A+ civics. They observed bad speech. Instead of calling for government, they thought, organized, and determined the best way to address bad speech was with better (funnier) speech. Hallelujah.
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    Samuel Braslow
    @SamBraslow
    May 3, 2021
    Replying to @SamBraslow
    Still more counter protesters show up, this time with “legalize ranch” and “I hate signs” signs.
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    Dan
    @TractorLaw
    Jul 24, 2023
    Replying to @TractorLaw
    See the whole cancer story in my pinned tweet but essentially she was diagnosed in March 2021 with osteosarcoma. Multiple surgeries and chemo and now only has a tiny single tumor in her left lung. Not perfect but she's strong and living. Outlook is... Ok? Better than 50/50. 2/
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