You don’t even know
How it feels dressing up at work for Halloween while your older coworkers came normal
hannah
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hannah
@TribalSpaceCat
a different Hannah than the one who applied to work for your company probably!!!
Seattle, WA
Joined October 2009
- I was at the post office and someone at the back of the line said “do you mind if I skip to the front? I just need to mail a package” and the bravest man in the world said “do you think we’re all here for fun?”astonishing how whenever you go to the post office the queue in front of you is made up almost entirely of people who appear to have ended up at the post office by accident, have in fact never visited a post office before, and have no idea what they want out of the experience
- Biden watching the Georgia senate race realizing he has to give $2000 stimulus checks now
- Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show
- PILOT OVER INTERCOM: alright folks, by a show of hands, who has ever made a small and understandable mistake?
- Ladies slide into your dream guys dms, he might just move across the country for you. #wemetontwitter
- Guys will literally climb Mount Everest twice instead of going to therapy
- Tuba guy still playing in these harsh conditions proves it was never just about getting bitchesThis is a high school band practice in Wenatchee,WA
- "Um wow okay" -all of Santa's other reindeer
- [applebees] ME: where's the bathroom WAITER: lmao everywhere
- *rips huge fart right when I get in my car* Murderer in back seat: dear god ur not even worth it. U literally just ruined my whole thing
