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tomb
@TurmShrub
sup dude names tom but my friends call me tomb
Chicago, IL
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    @TurmShrub
    Nov 7, 2022
    me: so yeah once you hit "flow state" you don't even need the instructions really, you can just freestyle it date: omg that's so cute, how long have you been playing with Legos for? me: it's not playing
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    @TurmShrub
    Jan 1, 2022
    can't stop laughing at this. bro that's just cooking dinner. you're describing what a meal is
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    @TurmShrub
    Feb 25, 2025
    im watching to catch a predator and this dude brought an entire large pizza for the hypothetical child and he's just housing like the entire thing. Chris Hansen hitting him with some serious accusations and he's on like slice 5
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    @TurmShrub
    Jun 22, 2025
    my iq is higher than his and i don't think so pal
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    Danielle Gill
    @danielledsouzag
    Jun 22, 2025
    The world's highest IQ record holder, Younghoon Kim, has declared: "The Bible declares that God created only two genders... Therefore, every other gender is a human invention or sci-fi concept." Amen, @yhbryankimiq!
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    tomb
    @TurmShrub
    Aug 21, 2024
    my hungry ass thought this was turds
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    @OVUMEL
    Aug 21, 2024
    gf took picture of dogs she saw today and I thought it was just a pile of shit
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    @TurmShrub
    May 17, 2025
    (losing at chess, visibly frustrated) oh I see you're playing the gay guy defense. i, personally, would never open that way, but you do you
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    @TurmShrub
    Nov 10, 2024
    Current top post of all time on /r/soda
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    @TurmShrub
    Dec 31, 2023
    (C-section baby) yeah so I actually clipped through this wall and saved a ton of time on this run
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    @TurmShrub
    Jan 30, 2023
    no dude I think it's sick your photography is exclusively lewds of local women, that's chill and you're being an artist for sure rn
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    @TurmShrub
    Feb 7, 2024
    the thing they don't say about death stranding is you can really shake the fuck out of your baby in this game
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    @TurmShrub
    Dec 31, 2023
    how could i ever forget
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    @TurmShrub
    Jun 29, 2023
    smug ivy-leaguer (smirking): one fish two fish, will hunting: yeah yeah one..one fish two fish, red fish blue fish. right? that's Seuss, page 3.
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    @TurmShrub
    Feb 19, 2022
    I didn't watch gay porn. I sat my straight ass down and listened
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    Aug 23, 2025
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