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JJ
@TwoJ14
Unprofessional Step 16 Player
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    @TwoJ14
    Dec 18, 2020
    Replying to @rosslohan
    Could you imagine 😂😂?! “We have straight, bi or gay blood, which would you like sir? “Straight please, if no straight available then bi” “Oh sorry sir, we only have gay blood in at the moment” “Then I’ll be taking my transfusion elsewhere, come on Karen. Let’s go”
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    @TwoJ14
    Jan 15, 2024
    Suella Braverman who is married to a *checks notes* a Jewish man and also has *checks notes again* close family members serving in the IDF says we need to stand with Israel. Get in the fucking bin, you horrible piece of shit 🚮
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    Sky News
    @SkyNews
    Jan 14, 2024
    "We need to stand with Israel continually throughout this bitter and cruel and evil conflict." Former home secretary Suella Braverman attended a pro-Israel rally in central London. Read more: trib.al/XkeiW8v
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    @TwoJ14
    Jan 12, 2021
    Replying to @annealicia and @GNev2
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    @TwoJ14
    Jun 5, 2022
    Replying to @itsPhDiva and @chukwucha_
    “She represents us” because I too, sit in my luxurious palace at Christmas time, on my solid gold throne, telling others about how life has been tough for me as one of the wealthiest people in the world 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    @TwoJ14
    Dec 30, 2023
    Shoutout to all the Huns out there. #CELRAN
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    @TwoJ14
    Jun 4, 2021
    Replying to @HasbulIah
    Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, Your hands can’t hit, What your eyes can’t see. - Hasbullah, 2021
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    @TwoJ14
    Jan 17, 2021
    Not necessarily.
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    @TwoJ14
    Dec 29, 2023
    Ched Evans is a bold choice at CB.
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    @FrankEra_
    Dec 29, 2023
    The correct lineup for tomorrow.
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    @TwoJ14
    Aug 24, 2020
    Replying to @footballvillain and @AsapChow
    35 year old centre back Thiago Silva playing RB
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    @TwoJ14
    Apr 20, 2024
    The more you watch it, the more it’s a penalty. Grealish’s arm is away from his body and he moves it back in and it hits his arm. That’s a penalty. Jermaine Penis on comms saying it wasn’t shows that a moron he is. #MCICHE
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    @TwoJ14
    Nov 11, 2023
    Replying to @SalfordMe2023
    All following Stephen Yaxley-Lennon who then jumped in a cab and ran away when the police were on the way. What a fanny.
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    @TwoJ14
    Aug 7, 2020
    Replying to @primroseb_
    I think we should translate into American: “Hey man, I would’ve told that chick to step off and stop acting so aggressive towards me. That’s gnarly behaviour. I would rather have taken an AK-47 from her friends than have someone record me on their cellphone, guys. WTF man.”
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    @TwoJ14
    Feb 2, 2018
    Replying to @sportbible and @England
    Lee Catermole has to go. Great engine, unrivalled desire, unmatched passing range. I think a lot of 3 lions fans will be disappointed if he doesn’t make the squad.
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    @TwoJ14
    Feb 16, 2018
    Replying to @FootyHumour
    FRESH FISH!
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