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dave
@UTFR93
Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my c0ck.
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    May 26, 2023
    It's time to face the cube
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    BBC Breaking News
    BBC News (UK)
    @BBCBreaking
    May 26, 2023
    UK TV presenter Philip Schofield admits affair with younger ITV colleague bbc.in/3WDmKaR
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Dec 1, 2023
    Bafétimbi Gomis when he scored for Swansea
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    RadioGenoa
    @RadioGenoa
    Nov 29, 2023
    What is this?
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Nov 6, 2025
    You can call it big-headed but he's right.
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    The Touchline | 𝐓
    @TouchlineX
    Nov 6, 2025
    🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano: “Not attending Jota's funeral? Two reasons. After my father died I have never been at a cemetery again. Secondly, if you know me.. where ever I go it will become a circus. The attention would go to me, and I didn't want that to happen."
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Dec 14, 2024
    Jordan Henderson before he lifts a trophy
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    Interesting AF
    Fixated
    @interesting_aIl
    Dec 13, 2024
    Chinese teenager 'Cen Xiaolin' creates world-record, jumping 228 times in 30 seconds
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Nov 28, 2024
    Just been sent this, Madrid's coach has crashed on the M40.
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Feb 27, 2024
    Drinks are too expensive now, people getting stabbed for no reason and half of the lads that are on nights out think they're Rocky Balboa. Towns shite of a night now.
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    Sky News
    @SkyNews
    Feb 26, 2024
    Nightlife experts warn we're losing one club every two days at the moment - and if we stay on this trajectory, we will have none left by 2030 Read more 🔗 trib.al/XlDxro6
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Jun 17, 2023
    You can cancel me if you want but if you're going on holiday when you're 8 months pregnant you're a fucking muppet. Take your shot.
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Jun 11, 2023
    Swerved his son because he had a disability ✅️
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    Chris 🇾🇪
    @ChrisRobinsonMU
    Jun 10, 2023
    Dwight Yorke 1998/99 ✅Premier League ✅Champions League ✅FA Cup ✅PL Player of the Season ✅PL Golden Boot
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Nov 1, 2023
    That fella who was in the horse video is in hospital apparently, critical but stable condition.
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Jul 3, 2024
    And this is the problem, being rewarded for being shite. It wouldn't happen in any other job.
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    Sky Sports News
    @SkySportsNews
    Jul 3, 2024
    BREAKING: All eight English officials have been appointed to UEFA EURO 2024 quarter-final fixtures 👇
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Nov 3, 2023
    Putting 10 pairs of boxers on given what I've seen on here recently
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    non aesthetic things
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    @PicturesFoIder
    Nov 2, 2023
    What are you doing in this situation?
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Oct 13, 2025
    Anyone else still clueless as to what 67 is?
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    george
    @StokeyyG2
    Oct 13, 2025
    Michail Antonio pulling out the 67 meme during the FA Cup Round 1 draw 🤣🤣🤣
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    George Matthews
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    Feb 26, 2024
    I'm not exaggerating here, I think this is my favourite video ever.
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    Liverpool FC
    @LFC
    Feb 26, 2024
    "And he's off..." 😂
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    dave
    @UTFR93
    May 11, 2025
    He won us number 20 and his name is Arne Slot 🤣
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