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Chelsea S.
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Chelsea S.
@UmEarth2Chelsea
Writer. Curator of awkward moments. Stevie Wonder enthusiast.
Alabama
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Born October 1
Joined March 2011
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Apr 15, 2024
    Genesis speaks directly to the role & necessity of imagination. Art has never been trivial. The opening line of the Bible, five words in, is the only way we survive—the only way we have our being. “In the beginning, God created.”
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Sep 10, 2022
    “Ariel wasn’t Black!” & Jesus wasn’t white. Cope.
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Jan 15, 2023
    “Meet me at the altar in your white dress. We ain’t gettin’ no younger, we might as well do it” is so ugly.
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Jul 21, 2024
    A Black woman vs. A caucasian convict Even Shonda couldn’t write this rhyme.
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Sep 3, 2025
    They have Mariah Carey promoting her album on a K** C*nat stream. The world ain’t supposed to be like this.
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Jan 20, 2023
    This is your reminder that in 2015, #LakeithSmith (a 15-year-old), was sentenced to 65 years in prison for the death of his friend who was murdered by an Alabama police officer. Lakeith is now 23, still in prison, & yes- you read the first sentence correctly.
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    May 4, 2024
    I wholeheartedly understand André disappearing with a flute.
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Mar 1, 2023
    March came in the house & didn’t even speak.
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Mar 12, 2023
    I want my timeline to come here real quick. Enjoy the #Oscars tonight, but remember: Black creativity is the sun. Black creativity will be the sun even when the white gaze pretends it is not there. We do not need permission to rise. We give you life.
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Aug 18, 2022
    “We already knew Tevin Campbell was gay.” I don’t care if you wait until you’re 97 & on your deathbed to come out. It’s beautiful, brave, and worth celebrating- especially in a world that already hates you.
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Apr 27, 2024
    “Let me go check on these gd garbanzo beans.”
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    Pootie Guiliani
    @Kyla_Lacey
    Apr 26, 2024
    Ari Lennox be talking about the most random shit in her lyrics, fucking behind trash cans, stained pillowcases, late rent and Coke Zero, but please believe that shit slides every time!!!!
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Jun 18, 2023
    In other words: “The jokes I steal from Black people don’t land in a predominantly Black city. Most of my material is on the edge of racism. It’s easy to realize that I’m not funny when my target audience isn’t present.”
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    Zach Zimmerman
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    Jun 18, 2023
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Jan 3, 2024
    Katt has a tendency to veer off into an outrageous lie after telling the truth. What provoked him to say he was 8 years old reading 3,000 books per year?
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    Chelsea S.
    @UmEarth2Chelsea
    Feb 19, 2023
    A movie with these two at odds. Please.
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