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@UtdDarker
Benjamin Sesko's Uber driver 🚖/// Manchester united 🔴///FOOTBALL.//Theatre Of Dreams
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    DNA is a crazy concept😂
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    Nov 12, 2025
    "When a girl you liked wore your sweater in high school" Your boys:
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    Oct 27, 2025
    Your dad and uncle seeing you holding hands with the maid that rejected them
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    Sep 21, 2025
    "I left with my toothbrush last week, why am i seeing 2 in the bathroom? "
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    Jun 23, 2025
    Replying to @iam_igumira
    This is why i am proposing on a boat in the middle of Lake victoria, if she says no she must have a boat to take her to the shore
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    Oct 20, 2025
    When the quiet guy in the group gets a girl's number that rejected all of you💀
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    Oct 21, 2025
    Mirrors when an iphone owner walks into the bathroom😂
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    Sep 25, 2025
    The girl will get a job before the boy. After 3 months she’ll realize he isn’t her type. She’ll start dating her boss but eventually he’ll hire someone more attractive, leave her for that person, and fire her. Heartbroken, she’ll reach out to the boy she graduated with hoping to
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    Sep 25, 2025
    Neighbors when Neighbors when you bring a girl you get robbed
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    Oct 6, 2025
    When i enter a salon and the 2nd barber who isnt my barber brings out an apron😂💀
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    Oct 20, 2025
    Me in the meeting thinking what if it was Onana in yesterday's game
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    Sep 21, 2025
    Wait a minute💀
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    Sep 22, 2025
    Your bank account looking at you asking a woman "how are you?"😂
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    Sep 19, 2025
    Days when 20 MBs could take you for 3 days😂🔥
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