You have a domestic servant who fucks you, not a co-equal wife. She deserves better, and if you actually loved her she wouldn't have an "allowance" you two would trust and care enough for eachother to share it.
(The joke with the ogre is that he's actually very literate, since Ulysses is an infamously complex book it's funny he made another Joyce novel his proof of idiocy lmao)
Honestly just ask questions, look things up, read summaries from others. You aren't dumb for not getting it.
Nah, you actually have to do shit. Theft and property damage are real problems that you'd need basic talking skills and actual preparedness for confrontation. You rarely ever have to do them, yes, but like you gotta be capable of it.
Feminist bitch alert!: man what a fucking downer that it takes not wanting to have a kid for ciis men to care about reproductive health. Like, I get that it helps get these issues supported, but God damn does that feel like a backwards justification.
Genuinely goofy how it's treated as this divinely inspired work, when it's meant for semi-literate nobles who don't understand the concept of mathematics or object permanence.
"If you hide from the enemy, they cannot see you" OH FUCK HE'S SO RIGHT
It sounds like she was disoriented or impaired after the first fall. At that point, I don't see how she could have survived while still being mobile, since she likely wouldn't coherently realize what was around her. It's fucking shit, but faultless tragedies aren't uncommon.