Nothing beats pooping in your best kept secret bathroom on campus. Just calm serenity. #purehappiness #ballislife #Wisconsin
WIACMIKEY
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WIACMIKEY
@WIACDes
Greatest man to come out of La Crosse | BGC ambassador | We produce champions | #NorthSideUntilIDie
Kenosha, WI
Joined November 2024
- Replying to @FatherMcGartyI was actually wondering what that was while I was in there. I came to the conclusion it’s so you can stand in it in case there’s an active shooter in the building, so if he comes in the bathroom and looks under the stall, he won’t see any feet and just leave
- Heisman pose with the galaxy gas? You bet! Any other questions, liberals? #letshaveaweekend #dialedin
- Fuck that knockoff college football playoff. I’m watching the real, original college football playoff #sdsu #ndsu #cfp #realballknower
- And it somehow is always at Central High School as well. Crazy times we live in
- If you’re cheering for Canada as an American cause you don’t like Trump, you’re a fucking terrorist and deserve to get swatted immediately. #USA #4Nations #thesecolorsdontrun #fuckcanada
- KD MVP 2013-14 MVP Speech at 2 AM? No other option. So fucking good
- Sorry you’re gonna have to sit this one out, Muslims and Jews, but a Christian boy is gonna enjoy himself some pork rib sandwiches on pork rib Tuesday.
- Yeah that’s a screwdriver. Yeah that’s a ton of snow. Yeah I’m a white guy who’s about to have a day. Any further questions, liberals?
- Lowkey trying to get oiled up tonight and just slide around on my kitchen floor for a couple of hours
- My goal in life is to get a PhD, become the best in the world in my field of study, host a super huge talk where I’m the keynote speaker in front of the world’s top scientists, and then just play my high school hudl highlights for the first half of it
- Replying to @realAaronLepakShout out Pinkus Market. Best galaxy gas in the land
- About to take my math exam where I have to prove a lot of “if and only if” statements. Here’s one I can confidently say is true: I will be drinking tonight if and only if I feel a pulse in my body.
