An elderly lady just pushed her way to the front of the line, aggravating and pissing off everybody to ask: "Y'ALL HAVE PINTO BEANS?"
Folks I believe we are close to the end of times....
My tech who contracted Covid passed away unexpectedly. He was not vaccinated. We are shocked, saddened and numb. This was way before his time. This is a wake up call for all of us, both personally and professionally. Vaccinations are important..What we are doing is so important.
Honest answers only.... who knew generic Macrobid had a tablet in the capsule?
Pt: I can't swallow these capsules?
Me: it's not the best case but open the cap and sprinkle on soft food
Pt: I can't swallow the tablet either
Me: (good grief lady) what tablet?
#rxtruestory
Manufacturer backorder means we are unable to get the drug from the manufacturer. It DOES NOT mean:
- we are trying to kill you
- we don't know how to order
- we are incompetent
- we don't care about pts
- calling corporate will change anything
#TwitteRx
Consider this scenario:
You go to a MD office and there's only the MD working. Answering phones, making appts, checking in pts, taking vitals, charting, drawing labs and she's expected to see a patient every 15 minutes. It's crazy and ludicrous... THAT'S RETAIL RX RIGHT NOW!
I just spent 20 minutes arguing with a patient that ½ and 0.5 are the same (syringes) culminating in him telling me, "I don't know where you went to school but you're a fuxxing idiot" ...
That my friends is the current state of affairs
#twitterx#pintobeans
Lady said I owe her cost of her Hawaii trip since PCR test hasn't come back yet.Another person told me his lawyer was going to take all my $.Lastly a nice gentleman said,"I'm gonna blow up yo ass if my hydrocodone ain't ready at midnight." So I got all this going for me
#winning
I just had a patient ask me how they can report me to the board of pharmacy (wouldn't fill their zolpidem 10 days early for a 4 day trip)?
I guess somebody doesn't have the Christmas spirit...🎄
#twitterx
Pt: app showed rx was $94 but now it's $30
Me: you had a discount card on file and tech applied it
P: (tirade) why would you do that without my permission
M: to save you $64
P: you need my permission!
M: ok, can I apply your discount card to save you $64
P: yes
M:ok (good grief)
PSA: If you have a cold/flu there is no holy grail of otc products.... they will help but nothing will cure you... you're still going to have a sore throat,nasal congestion,cough....
#TwitteRx#flu
Unpopular opinion:
Retail pharmacies are NOT the place to take your child for a vaccination!
If you do come in don't expect a pediatrician office or staff who are explicitly trained in working with children... we will try but not all of us are kid ppl
I'm a little bitter because pharmacists are not included in most companies healthcare provider discounts. It's doctors/nurses/first responders generally. I find it sort of ironic doctors are on top of every list... they're the highest paid of the staff. Why are they giving them