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Watson
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Watson
@Watson_SLdn
- Met one of the worst examples of a jobsworth arsehole in London today. Long story short i couldn’t find my tickets, panicked as train was gonna leave and he didn’t let me on it. So within an hour of it leaving the platform I got a helicopter to take me. Fuck you ya lil jellybean
- Any club wear at England games is full on nonce behaviour No one gives a tossOnly one thing I am gonna wear at this place 🏴
- In the boozer just looked at my phone what the actual fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- If you’re breastfeeding a 6 year old you need to be sent to prisonHere’s a bonus one for you that didn’t make #DHOTYA2022 I excluded it because it’s too wild and surely had to be satire… if not, would this have a chance of winning?
- Bring it on - 36 games - Kick off same time every week - Pay at the gate not 2 months in advance - €20 a ticket, not £100 - Every team in the league in for the title - Honest pros no £100m mercenaries - Proper grounds and proper fans Best kept secret around. Long live the LOI
- When did men feel the need to wear flip flops? On the beach is fine but please, not in Peckham
- #LondonCitizenshipTest you're in West End & a tourist asks for directions to famous landmarks. Do you send him to
- The signal its time to end the night. When twats start singing “Germany have never won a war” That’s it for tonight. Gentlemen it’s been a pleasure Long live the English 🏴
- We’ve actually forgotten that being offside in football isn’t illegal - it’s gaining an advantage from being in an offside position that is There is no advantage gained from being 1mm offside and the benefit of the doubt should be given to the attacker, but virgins prefer thisWe brought in the offside law to prevent goal hanging and now we are disallowing goals for THIS.
- No England fans were allowed (due to Covid) so me and @ChadThomasUK managed to sneak in wearing Poland shirts… 🤣 What a trip
00:00 - Can’t talk to anyone from Middlesbrough without adding UTB to the end of the sentence. Can be talking about anything whatsoever but you feel like they won’t take you seriously if you don’t add it 😭😭
- Leave the pub 5 hours before kick off Arrive at the ground 3 and a half hours before kick off 3 flags up front row by the corner flag Anything for my mate ❤️🤍
