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Blake de Pastino
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Blake de Pastino
@WesternDigs
Single dad. Content creator. Science communicator. Co-producer and co-host of @eonsshow. Actor. Represented by Rocky Mountain Entertainment Agency.
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Aug 27, 2021
    I don't get it. It's #AnkylosaurWeek, and yet the banks are still open and I have to go to work?
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    Eons
    @EonsShow
    Aug 26, 2021
    It’s #AnkylosaurWeek! While clubs are practically synonymous with ankylosaurs, we’ve only started to get to the bottom of how they worked and how this unusual anatomy developed in the first place. Watch here: youtu.be/lRt-4SdzWrk
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Oct 22, 2021
    OMG I'm so weird
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    Eons
    @EonsShow
    Oct 22, 2021
    🦀🎶 Tell me why things keep evolving into crabs 🦀🎶 Here's why! @WesternDigs
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Feb 10, 2021
    Replying to @hankgreen
    Dude writes a couple of really great novels and suddenly he thinks he's Gertrude Stein.
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Mar 29, 2021
    Whenever the world starts to seem too big and complex and scary, just remember that a goddamned boat turned sideways can drive the whole global economy to a halt. Sometimes, things are really very simple.
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Apr 5, 2019
    Best video I've seen today: How to move a tortoise (if you need to).
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    Joshua Tree NPS
    US Department of the Interior
    @JoshuaTreeNPS
    Apr 4, 2019
    You should only move a tortoise if it's in imminent danger of being hit by a car. If that's the case, here's how to move a tortoise the right way:
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Nov 20, 2020
    Fine, I admit it: I'm bigger than I used to be. But let me tell you about an animal SO huge that it may have actually pressed the limits of how big a terrestrial mammal could be. That's goals, bro. #paleontology #fossils #History #Science #YouTube #scicomm
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    Eons
    @EonsShow
    Nov 19, 2020
    It arose from rhino ancestors that were a lot smaller, but Paraceratherium would take a different evolutionary path. Believe it or not, it became so big that it probably got close to what scientists think might be the actual upper limit for a land mammal. youtube.com/watch?v=SDk1Ft…
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Feb 13, 2022
    I heard a guy describe the Super Bowl as "the Tonys for straight people," and now I understand my sexuality so much more clearly.
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Oct 2, 2017
    Literal smart asses
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    D Attenborough
    @Attenboroughs_D
    Oct 2, 2017
    Work smarter not harder. #MondayMotivation
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Mar 2, 2021
    Happy Pig Day!
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    Eons
    @EonsShow
    Mar 1, 2021
    These "hell pigs" walked on hooves, like pigs do, but had longer legs, almost like deer. They had hunched backs, a bit like rhinos or bison. But as is often the case, there is some evolutionary method to this anatomical madness. #NationalPigDay youtu.be/trJpxwMGoCw
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Jun 29, 2021
    Only two days left of #PrideMonth so I'm going to follow her lead and leave myself on blast for the next 48 hours.
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    SMINTY
    @smintyd
    Jun 28, 2021
    Happy Pride Month to this absolute queen
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Mar 11, 2020
    Look and learn. If she can do it, so can you.
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Apr 28, 2021
    I realized today that my ex still has my copy of Catcher in the Rye and I'm this close to calling my lawyer
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    Oct 30, 2020
    Whyyy do things keep evolving into crabs?
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    Eons
    @EonsShow
    Oct 28, 2020
    For some reason, animals keep evolving into things that look like crabs, independently, over and over again. What is it about the crab’s form that makes it so evolutionarily successful that non-crabs are apparently jealous of it? youtube.com/watch?v=wvfR3X…
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    Blake de Pastino
    @WesternDigs
    May 12, 2023
    Calendaring out my June and realizing that Google seriously needs to add rainbow to its palette so I can separate pride stuff from work stuff.
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