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whitmer thomas
@WhitmerThomas
The Civil Dead movie on Paramount +. The Golden One on HBO. Music wherever.
Los Angeles, CA
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Joined July 2011
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    Jul 17, 2020
    anytime someone asks what im thinking about it is this
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    Jun 29, 2022
    does my computer think im a pirate?
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    May 9, 2022
    When I was 5 the chef at Benihana kept tossing shrimp in my mouth and I threw up on the table it cooked my throw up
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    May 11, 2022
    Johnny Knoxville
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    D🅰️hz🅰️n
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    May 9, 2022
    Name someone who went through more pain then her, I'll wait
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    Nov 19, 2020
    I know I'm sexist because I assume all skeletons are men
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    Oct 16, 2021
    If Shaq did this to me I'd be pissed
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    Jul 8, 2020
    Never at any point does this guy show up in The Shining. Who is this guy?
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    Mar 18, 2020
    I’m doing good how are you?
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    May 12, 2022
    babe I feel sick can you make me a hot dog ?
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    Apr 15, 2021
    is this a thing about how coolness runs in the family?
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    Mar 26, 2020
    Alrighty than I guess
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    Feb 9, 2023
    Cocaine Bear??? call me when they make IPA Dog
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    @WhitmerThomas
    Jul 19, 2021
    Southern Joker
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    whitmer thomas
    @WhitmerThomas
    Sep 7, 2020
    hooters should rebrand to be less about tits and more about owls. keep the same menu though and just make it owl themed.