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I am a proof that a person can survive without good morning, I love you and good night texts.
︎ًLevi
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︎ًLevi
@WittyLevi
I’m not real, just a mf tweeting || PR/Ads 📥
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Born July 9
Joined January 2019
I wonder how museums get all their stuff- You called..
Men with multiple degrees>>> - The wedding planner:
At my wedding, there will be a break for y'all to go home and eat then come back. - Because in 1999, people thought the world was going to end.Why are there so many 25-26 years olds???
How long can you keep a grudge:- “Not until you’re 16.” Turns 16 “Not until you’re 18.” Turns 18 “Not while you’re under our roof.”Aye, how strict was y’all parents?
- That’s why I plant mine…
Chicken is so expensive these days. - Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow up more iconic.
- HR’s are getting slick these days.Those working from home, do you guys take naps during the working hours?
- Don’t spend the money on her, spend it around her.Fastest way to a woman’s heart?
- I’m not photogenic, I get a good picture once every 6 months.
- Champions League is back, go and ask your therapist.Do men still appreciate natural bodies?
- A Fat ass + Small breast + Fine face is the deadliest trio.
