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Xeriland
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Xeriland
@Xeriland
I likely started following you due to your excellent taste in liking my tweets.
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Joined December 2011
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    Jan 24
    One plus about Greenland is no one seems to mind when Ice rolls through town.
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    Apr 1, 2021
    Pete Buttigieg's dog and pony show. Use an armored Suburban to bring a bike within a short distance of the destination. Unload it and ride in with a security detail in tow, pretending to save energy. 🙄
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    May 23, 2021
    Never stop for a car jacker. 🚗
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    Jul 25, 2022
    Whoopi Goldberg suggests Jill Biden become Surgeon General of the United States because she's an "amazing doctor." The mindless audience of The View clap like trained seals at the idea.
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    Jan 6, 2023
    On The Carol Burnett Show, Harvey Korman only knew what Tim Conway planned once the sketch was happening. Conway's goal was to get Korman to break character.
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    Sep 3, 2019
    In the wild, there are no records of Killer Whales fatally attacking humans. Still, this swimmer has nerves of steel to continue as if nothing is happening.
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    Jun 27, 2025
    Guess the year?
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    Nov 22, 2018
    How are things at your parents' house? #ThanksgivingDay2018
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    Jul 26, 2022
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    Here's another one. Watch Whoopi Goldberg excuse Roman Polanski for raping a 13-year-old girl, saying, "it wasn't rape, rape."
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    @Xeriland
    Mar 5, 2021
    This interaction is all about exerting control over someone. ☕️
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    @Xeriland
    Dec 12, 2023
    Bob Barker would have turned 100 today. He got as close as he could get without going over.
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    Oct 10, 2021
    Government-run schools are a total nightmare. Time to homeschool.
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    May 23, 2017
    The day after a horrific terrorist attack the UK police are on the case. Investigating a tweet by Katie Hopkins.
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    @Xeriland
    Nov 1, 2020
    Rabbit Rabbit 🐇🐇 Click "like" for a lucky November.
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