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Zoë Paramour
@ZoeParamour
Head Teacher | Author | Grammar Fiend | Eats cheese | Collects plants | Talks to cats | Runs (slowly) | Views all own etc.
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Nov 21, 2021
    I went to Paris yesterday. I took 26 photographs and 19 of them were of this cat.
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Dec 28, 2020
    "If someone tells you to follow your passion, it means they're already rich."
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Nov 15, 2024
    Sir Ian McKellen played Gandalf three times, yet he is not actually a wizard.
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    Sky News
    @SkyNews
    Nov 13, 2024
    Timothy West played the Tories' wartime hero Winston Churchill three times, yet he was a passionate life-long supporter of the Labour Party news.sky.com/story/timothy-…
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    This is called 'Acting'. dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/eng…
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Feb 20, 2018
    A child has been let loose on the Piccadilly Line with stickers and I think this should happen to every tube map.
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    May 30, 2021
    I wonder how many times this happened before they decided to make a sign.
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Apr 1, 2017
    #aprilfools
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Jan 2, 2024
    That sounds great, Neil but some of us have jobs and stuff.
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    The Guardian
    @guardian
    Jan 1, 2024
    100 tiny changes to transform your life: from the one-minute rule to pyjama yoga theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Apr 18, 2017
    Excellent use of parentheses. Bravo caption writers.
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Oct 25, 2024
    Or - anyone that went to a UK secondary school between 1953-2005.
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    ACERVO
    @AcervoCharts
    Oct 22, 2024
    ✨ LATINAS ✨
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Nov 21, 2021
    Well there was this bookshop window cat…
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    May 4, 2024
    The rumours are right. It’s neck and neck. #LondonMayorElection
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Jul 26, 2020
    Labour voters' opinion on Starmer as Labour leader: Approve: 77% Disapprove: 6% (Source: Opinium 25/07/2020) That 6% may be incredibly loud on Twitter but in reality they are a tiny minority.
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Dec 1, 2024
    WHY WOULDN’T YOU MAKE THE CHOCOLATES DINOSAUR SHAPED?! (Cried the 38-year-old to @marksandspencer)
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    Zoë Paramour
    @ZoeParamour
    Apr 1, 2016
    Reading to children: Obamas: 1 - Cameron: 0
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