This guy was in the army for four months and didn’t complete his basic training, yet is decked out like some kind of hero. And we laugh at the North Koreans
Bands FC
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Bands FC
@_Bands_FC
Bands as football teams, football teams as bands
Joined June 2018
- England’s cricket team: An Irish born captain, a New Zealand born hero, two proud British born Muslims, players from West Indian and South African and Pakistani backgrounds. Diversity is what makes a brilliant team #CWC19Final
- We saw a photo of Neil Armstrong @AstroMCollins & @TheRealBuzz, they looked like they could be coolest freeform jazz trio ever, so we made it into an album sleeve for them.
- Hey @TheSun. We got a request from one of your journalists asking if you could cover Bands F.C. for your ‘newspaper.’ It’s a no. In fact, it’s a ‘fuck off.’ Yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever, so please don’t ask again. Thanks, Everyone at Bands F.C. x x
- I Shot The Serif: Artists and bands with names that sound like they could be fonts/ typefaces
- Keith Flint owned a pub in Essex called The Leather Bottle. “We’ve got an open fire, and I’ve got about 60 quid in a pint pot on the mantelpiece...every time I light it, the Firestarter jokes come out and boom, I’m like ‘you owe me a pound.’ The money goes in and off to charity”
