Now we have all the power in the Universe? What should we do now...Jesus? What's first on the agenda?
Charles Barkley
19 posts
- *starts to come to* ......what....I feel...I FEEL POWER. SUCH POWER!!!!!!!
- Bill Cosby! Can it...is it...is it really you? What an honor to be in your presence!! *kneels in front of Bill Cosby*
- Our foes are defeated, Jesus, and we stand victorious....but hmm....what do we do now? Where is the power?
- Think again, knucklehead!!!!!!!
- I am here to cleanse you in the name of the NBA. Jesus and I are now ONE...this should have happened long ago!
- Jesus, quick! Bless these basketballs....I will launch them at Dracula and destroy him!
- Oh, that's it! I'm about to lay you out, you ugly fool! Jesus! Bless ma' basketballs!
- I ain't seen anything this glorious since "Barkley: Shut Up and Jam!" for the Super Nintendo.
- Take this, ya rag timin' punk!
- Aw yeah! Time to SHUT UP AND DIE, Dracula! *launches the holy basketballs at Dracula's head*
- What is it Jesus? What do you see?
- Ach! My Barkleymobile is a bonafide wreck... Jesus!
- Oh, I didn't mean it like that, little man. Sorry.
