All these videos of French fascists waiting for the exit poll and then standing there with faces like smacked arses when it pops up are incredible. So funny.
Daniel Austin
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Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Writer, producer, director.
Liverpool
Joined June 2019
- Coleen's Vardy statement should be taught in English Lit classes. It sets the scene intriguingly, shifts seamlessly to the hero character's plan, and that final line where the culprit is named via elpisis is some of the punchiest writing I've read. Wonderful piece of literatureThis has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it......
- Absolutely gorgeous piece of refereeing this. Truly a master of the craft at work. The officiating equivalent of watching Messi in his pomp. Deserves to go down in the history books.
GIF - Young people across the country did their national service by staying in the house for the best part of 18 months and giving up their youth to help everyone stay safe, you moronic ghouls.Conservatives plan to bring back mandatory national service bbc.in/4bVvGz5
- BREAKING: UK entry for Eurovision 2023 in Liverpool revealed 👇
00:00 - I have been on this Earth for 27 years. I have lived in three countries. I have worked in international politics around politicians. I have never in my life come across a single human being with as little integrity, honesty, dignity, respectability or decency as Gérald Darmanin.
- People might criticise Bernardo for this, but I just think it's nice to see him taking time away from racially abusing his team-mates and singing about brain injuries.And to all Liverpool fans that have nothing else to do than to come to a Man City player account, I’m also sorry for you but for the wrong reasons...😂 pathetic... go celebrate your titles, or try to find a partner, drink a beer with a friend, read a book...🤦🏻♂️ so many options!😅
- Not sure that there's a man on this Earth who is as relentlessly on the wrong side of history as John Terry.The Best 💙💙💙 @ChelseaFC
- Replying to @_Dan_AustinSo many of these hilarious videos of devastated bigoted old farts going around, but as a chaser, have this one of a load of young people really overwhelmed with joy and optimism. Bonsoir à tous 🇫🇷✊
- Fair play to Eddie Howe, who might have the biggest brass neck in the country. Fine fronting a sportswashing project for an authoritarian state which murders journalists and children in Yemen, but draws the line at shouting at a linesman. Some moral compass, that.
- Un offre. S'il y a un chaîne français qui me permettra de venir à Paris pour, dans une émission en direct en français, faire une présentation avec des images/photos qui preuve sans aucune doute que Gérald Darmanin et Amélie Oudéa-Castéra mentent et sont dangereux, je le ferai.
- Big fan of the manager's new blueprint for winning the league: - Build a comfy lead in games - Get bored - Create your own problems for no discernible reason - Throw the lead away and look like losing - Bring a mad lad on to score a hilarious late winner Just carry that on.
- The inquiry commissioned to investigate the Champions League final fiasco has found UEFA responsible for the carnage. The panel concludes Liverpool fans saved lives and it is "remarkable" that nobody died. A huge win for fans. Please read and share 👇
- I am on my way to Paris. The voices of Liverpool fans will be heard, truth will triumph over lies, and there will be consequences. Je reviens à Paris. Les voix des supporters de Liverpool seront entendus, la vérité triomphera contre les mensonges, et il y aura des conséquences.
