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Jason Dean
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Jason Dean
@_Jason_Dean_
“What must it be like to live in this world, seeing it just the way it is, and think that it will never change, never get any better?”
Washington, DC
Joined June 2012
- We hired a self described “personality hire” and he has single handedly improved the office culture in less than 6 months and made work less boring
- If you elect me class president, I’ll ban homework and put chocolate milk in the water fountainsPresident Trump just pledged to slash the price of energy and electricity in half. Sharp contrast to Kamala who says she will “lower prices” despite currently being in charge of the government
- It took an hour being in a major city with my mother limping on her prosthetic leg for me to become an ADA compliance fascistdid you know that per ADA requirements, you can’t legally paint a crosswalk until you upgrade all 4 curb corners to be wheelchair compliant
- No man has all 5: - A legitimate heir - A trusted advisor - Loyal vassals - Happy citizens - Content nobles
- The Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that I should drunk text her tonight
- Replying to @thechosenbergI’d pay for the rent if I made 8x more than my girlfriend
- Was this in the drafts from 2021?Target Releases Trans Muslim Chinese Quadruple Amputee Santa buff.ly/UAnGnHH
- The most impressive thing about Mamdani is that this clip is only 20 seconds Kamala Harris would’ve taken about 5 minutes to answer these questions and still wouldn’t have given a good answerCNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no. ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know. CNN: Do you have a response? MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days. CNN: Do you think you're the future of the Democratic party?
00:00 - A bunch of people didn’t like Kamala Harris’s laugh and now the Supreme Court has signed off on using someone’s ethnicity as reasonable suspicion
