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Sysh
@_Ndunge_
Marketing & Comms consultant for tech startups | Gym Girlie| Sitcom lover| Stand Up| Building @TRCollective_
Nairobi, Kenya
sylviaport-kerkgfba.manus.space
Joined December 2015
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    Sysh
    @_Ndunge_
    Apr 13
    I’m ready to be a housewife. I mean you get me tickets to all the house events mines to dress skimpy and turn up😌
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    Sysh
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    Oct 1, 2025
    We have decided to move forward with another candidate
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    Sysh
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    Nov 27, 2024
    shukisha
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    Sysh
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    Jan 10, 2022
    Radio competitions are all rigged. Also the callers... it's the interns 😅
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    UberFacts
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    Jan 6, 2022
    What company secrets can you reveal, now that you don’t work for the company anymore? 💭
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    Sysh
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    Jul 11, 2024
    Linturi still needs to face charges for the fake fertilizers scandal.
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    Sysh
    @_Ndunge_
    Oct 11, 2024
    Huyu ni baba ya nani tumnunulie chai?😂
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    DON OF KILIMANI
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    DON OF KILIMANI
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    Sysh
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    Nov 24, 2024
    Juzi uber driver alisema ‘lakini tupeeni ruto time afanye kazi’ he got a one star bcoz I can’t stand stupid people.
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    Sysh
    @_Ndunge_
    Jul 8, 2024
    Kama ushaimix ginger na ndimu kuponesha homa, you’re a doctor!! #OccupyMOH
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    Sysh
    @_Ndunge_
    Feb 13, 2025
    someone posted a low quality video on tiktok akaulizwa anarecord ama anakumbuka😭😭😭
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    Sysh
    @_Ndunge_
    Jun 18, 2024
    Java Kimathi nao pesa yangu watakua wanakula as long as niko town. They’re for the people. I stan!
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    Sysh
    @_Ndunge_
    Jan 19, 2025
    fundi akikuja kwa nyumba yako huwa inanuka nguvu for 5 business days😭
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    Sysh
    @_Ndunge_
    Jul 7, 2024
    Na hakuna kuchukua kura ya ushago. Unachukua kura ya penye unaishi. Penye unacommute to work everyday. Neighborhood unaishi!!
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    Sysh
    @_Ndunge_
    Jul 7, 2024
    Btw by 2026 kama huna voters card hiyo ni grounds for being cut off!
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    Sysh
    @_Ndunge_
    Jun 25, 2024
    Huyu tunamrudisha Hague. You can’t be killing people anyhow!!
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    Sysh
    @_Ndunge_
    Jan 27, 2025
    make rent prices unbelievable around Ruaka.
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    Mumbi 🎀
    @mumbi_wathika
    Jan 27, 2025
    What does the UN actually do other than be " deeply disturbed"?
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