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Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
@_TheFrontPaige
Writer. Collector of soy sauce packets. Gym girlie. CFB fan🏈.... IG: _FrontPaigeNews 💃🏽#RollTide
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Nov 6, 2023
    Explaining to this officer that I just need to borrow his dog to help me find my gummies
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Apr 8, 2022
    OMG one of my friends has been bitching for weeks about this dude who ghosted her after several excellent dates. Turns out he died last month 🥴
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Apr 8, 2022
    Replying to @_TheFrontPaige
    Y’all she went on FB to “see what this nicca been up to that he don’t have 5 seconds to send a text” aaaand whole time he was in the ground.
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Nov 15, 2022
    Replying to @L_nosaj and @rahsh33m
    “You’re not that cute” gave it away 😆
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Feb 25, 2023
    MA’AM 🤣🤣😭
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Apr 8, 2022
    Replying to @amiewatchestv
    It puts you in shock for real! 4yrs ago my coworkers and I had a team brunch scheduled at our VP’s apt one Friday morning. When I got there, I was told to take the day off and be in on Monday. Apparently our team leader had arrived first and found our VP dead in his kitchen😳😢
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Nov 13, 2022
    Replying to @SSursom and @friasmp
    Did- did you mean “grown”?🤭 Cause “brown ass adults” sent me 😂
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Nov 3, 2022
    Replying to @Lilblackbabies
    I should buy my mom a present.
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Apr 8, 2022
    Lmao he really is. She went to creep on his FB and all his recent tags were friends and family sharing memories and saying RIP🥴 Then she looked up the obituary to be sure. It’s not funny but it is hilarious 😂
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Oct 13, 2021
    Replying to @joshbechill5
    This is literally everyone’s mother at some point, dawg. I’d bet 90+% of moms who see this tweet can relate. Let’s stop shaming people for having normal feelings, mmkay?
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Oct 2, 2022
    Replying to @GluttonForPuns and @zukosmama
    One of my friends said she teared up the first time she stood after healing- she couldn’t remember the last time she was able to just stand without back pain/discomfort.
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Apr 8, 2022
    Replying to @IAmQuisB
    I guess not🤷🏽‍♀️ She’s not usually big on social media, which is why I felt safe telling the internet her business 🥴🤣
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Oct 30, 2022
    Replying to @messwithjess3 and @ycsm1n
    This is one of the most phenomenal things I’ve ever seen 👏🏽
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    Paige “Powers, like Austin”🐘
    @_TheFrontPaige
    Oct 21, 2022
    Replying to @gbennylola
    I thought it was a mask
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