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Felon Degeneres
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Felon Degeneres
@_alyssssssac
The only way you’ll win is if I quit
Born April 2
Joined February 2020
- Did my first cervical check on a patient and BABY’S HEAD WAS RIGHT THERE
- I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
00:00 - I always sound like a conspiracy theorist when I say this but things are not built how they used to be, i.e., made to last, made to be functional, etc., because of capitalism.A refrigerator from the 1960s was much more functional and cooler than today's.
00:00 - I wore these in countyCOMING SOON: adidas Yeezy Slides “Enflame Orange” 🍊
- You guys are getting sex??
Adulthood is just depression, sex & bills - People that love you, care about how they make you feel. The end.
- I ain’t having sex with a damn bra on. Bitch you knew my titties was long when you met me. Tf
I was browsing on Nike and please tell me what comes to mind 😂?
What’d the cdc say again?- That money you just put aside
Money aside, what do you need right now ? - Prepping a c-section patient which requires shaving any pubic hair on the incision site and around it (typically the mons pubis region) with an electric razor. Patient said “damn, y’all are barbers too?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
- Transporting a post c-section mom to postpartum. Stopped at the nurses station to give her a gift basket like we give to all moms when they leave L&D Husband: damn, the daddies don’t get a basket? Me, without a second thought: don’t piss me off The nurses when they heard me:
GIF 
EVERYONE INCLUDED; Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2023 that you’re proud of?
