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there’s bleak and then there’s Spirit Airlines flight back from Vegas bleak
Chris Garcia
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Chris Garcia
@_chrisgarcia
- looking forward to Gal Gadot’s rendition of Fuck the Police
- Kevin McCallister spent more than $600 that weekend he was home alone
- In 2017, Trump paid $750 in taxes. That same year undocumented immigrants paid over 27 Billion. Remind me, who’s the burden on the economy?
- my pregnant wife is at the point that when a maskless jogger runs by she tells them they’re ugly and if they stop to ask what she said she repeats it even louder
- if you can see their nose, they’re definitely voting no to impeach
- I wish Americans loved Mexicans as much as they love Cinco de Mayo
- some of you are so woke you're racist again
- Portland’s idea of diversity is white guys that have climbed different mountains
- what’s the best live stand up comedy moment you’ve ever witnessed?
- Replying to @_chrisgarciaI think we should give at least half of our police budgets to the brave flights attendants of spirit airlines
- my dad died on Super Bowl Sunday four years ago and as fate would have it, we brought home our baby daughter from the hospital today. shout out to stupid Tom Brady for being with me for life’s big moments ❤️
- having a baby is a lot like stand up comedy. I love it more than anything and it’s destroying my life
- crazy how the democrats are trying to steal the election by counting all the ballots
