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@_common_w2
if my tweets piss you off, it's cause I'm lying and need to suck off ronaldo somehow || PARODY x FAN account ||
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    @_common_w2
    Nov 25, 2025
    I'll never forgive Messi for making me a barca fan.
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    @_common_w2
    Nov 19, 2024
    Ronaldo: * rapes someone Football twitter: ............ Women footballer: *Married another women Football twitter:
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    Nov 18, 2024
    Sam Kerr and Kirstie Mewis have announced they are expecting a child next year. Wonderful news!
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    @_common_w2
    Sep 8, 2024
    Classic madrid moment with Mr "I just wanna play football". 🤡🤡🤡🤡 B-b-b- but Negreira...
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    @_common_w2
    Jul 26, 2024
    Replying to @AbdeGOAT
    Bad take. There is literally nothing special about ronaldos playing style. Being a barca fan and meat riding ronaldo and hating on messi is genuinely embarrassing. No messi barca would be a small club.
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    @_common_w2
    Oct 25, 2025
    Is that a bird ? Is that a plane ? Nope its braceman. 😭 Messi♥️
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    @_common_w2
    Aug 6, 2023
    This is still one of the funniest cooking sessions of all time 😭😭😭😭. He ate him up.
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    @_common_w2
    Jul 11, 2024
    Someone made a long compilation of all managers and players picking between messi and ronaldo. Guess who won😭😭. Quite easily in fact
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    @_common_w2
    Oct 30, 2025
    Im gonna be honest, vinicius is severely underhated. I think as football fans, we dont hate him enough
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    The Touchline | 𝐓
    @TouchlineX
    Oct 27, 2025
    🚨 Vinicius Junior to Pedri yesterday: "Oh, my crying baby, you're just a cry baby."
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    @_common_w2
    Oct 27, 2024
    "I dare hansi flick and barcelona to play the high line against madrid. They will get cooked" Barcelona:
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    @_common_w2
    Sep 30, 2024
    No way US open official account for tennis is now making fun of real madrid penalty memes 😭😭
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    @_common_w2
    Aug 15, 2023
    If messi picked spain 🇪🇸 over argentina 🇦🇷 -2 worldcup wins -2 worldcup golden boots -2-3 golden balls -Multiple euros -1000+ goals -All time international top scorer -Multiple nations league wins Ronaldo fans should be thankful messi picked the harder route
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    @_common_w2
    Aug 19, 2025
    I said it before and ill say it another thousand times, Not a single coach or a player will ever talk about ronaldo the way they talk about messi. Top level coaches have developed entire systems and protocols against stopping messi. Ronaldo? They do not care
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    All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
    @AlbicelesteTalk
    Aug 19, 2025
    - "The player who helped you develop the most as a coach?" 🇵🇹 José Mourinho: "Messi." - "Why?" 🇵🇹 José Mourinho: "Because every time we played against him, he forced me to think a lot."
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    @_common_w2
    Oct 21, 2025
    Throwback to when ronaldo fan straight up lied about messi and the actual player came to messi's defense. This is very typical of ronaldo fanbase. Cant keep the debate alive without lying since 2018
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    @_common_w2
    Oct 4, 2024
    Am I the only barca fan that doesn't hate arda güler and think he's just a very nice humble kid that doesn't deserve hate ? He's also a messi fan. Idk why people force hate on him. Endrick deserve it but guller doesn't
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    Madrid Xtra
    @MadridXtra
    Oct 4, 2024
    🚨🇹🇷 OFFICIAL: Arda Güler has been called-up by Turkey for the upcoming Nations League games.
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