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@_earlyworm
alexandra; 26; working on The Device; proud Texan; @earlyworm on discord; “You tell me what you want and I’ll tell you what you get, you get away from me.”
dfw tx
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    earlyworm
    @_earlyworm
    Aug 22, 2024
    reposting this because i got noided by some bullshit drama and deleted tweets a day or so ago (still engagement bait)
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    earlyworm
    @_earlyworm
    Dec 12, 2024
    Replying to @random_rules
    that’s just a bad opinion lol, do u let shuffle just pick ur music at random?
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    earlyworm
    @_earlyworm
    Oct 7, 2024
    Replying to @LilithLovett
    i mean just spitballing, if u did that then the population would eventually still outpace the new resource pool. and if u did double resources in the universe, that would double the density of the universe and u would have stars exploding and planets plummeting into their stars
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    @_earlyworm
    Dec 1, 2024
    Replying to @crestposting
    i need financial advice from u
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    earlyworm
    @_earlyworm
    Sep 25, 2024
    Replying to @Firr
    that print resolution is gonna make the eraser feel like a random orbit sander friend
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    @_earlyworm
    May 22, 2023
    Replying to @basic_chanel
    you choose to associate, theres entire ecosystems of people who aren’t engaged in special interests. this is just one of the hyper-polarized niches. it’s basically pinterest with cliques lmao.
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    earlyworm
    @_earlyworm
    Jul 18, 2023
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    earlyworm
    @_earlyworm
    Sep 5, 2023
    Replying to @intentionalisms and @wk9xi
    it’s also just a straight up felony to manipulate someone’s prescribed medications
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    @_earlyworm
    Jul 4, 2024
    Replying to @PamphletsY @Lover21Marill and @glirastes
    you need help
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    earlyworm
    @_earlyworm
    Jan 6, 2024
    Replying to @elonconomy @Hermit_Thrush and 2 others
    there’s no way you don’t have to wear a diaper when you go to bed
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    earlyworm
    @_earlyworm
    Oct 3, 2023
    Replying to @C_hoffmanni
    god these phone game ads are so annoying
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    earlyworm
    @_earlyworm
    May 8, 2024
    Replying to @sulfurland and @brainfrot
    big knee caps and floor tiling
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    earlyworm
    @_earlyworm
    Dec 1, 2024
    Replying to @crestposting
    unbelievably based
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    earlyworm
    @_earlyworm
    Sep 14, 2024
    Replying to @ViolentFemz
    explain the politics
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