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ELVIS SIMONS
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ELVIS SIMONS
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Jul 28, 2025
    false accusations of any kind
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    Wode Maya ®
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    Jul 28, 2025
    As a MAN, What Scares you the MOST?
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Jun 14, 2024
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Jun 24, 2024
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Jun 10, 2024
    “We were going to do it but it didn’t fit”😂😂the nerves! x.com/toxicityVi/sta…
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Mar 2, 2025
    share your wallpaper with me
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Sep 29, 2025
    unrelated but there are somethings your woman would randomly say that will just settle your thoughts in that spot that she’s not going to be your wife.
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    snipes.art 👨🏽‍🎨🇦🇷🇪🇸
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    Sep 28, 2025
    When you don’t have a car and she tweets “late night drives>>>>>”
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Jun 15, 2024
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Aug 12, 2025
    For your own sanity, be ruthless about your standards as a man.
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Jun 7, 2024
    I’m speechless 🤣🤣
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Feb 23, 2025
    And Toph wasn’t even shading 😹😹😹 the worst avatar by far, would have dismantled her in her prime 💯😹
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    Saobaun Fatai |People & Communication
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    Saobaun Fatai |People & Communication
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Oct 20, 2025
    Even the album title is a bar. “The boy who played the harp” in the bible is David (Dave).
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    SANTAN
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    Oct 20, 2025
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Nov 2, 2024
    dogs are more loyal than women!
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    Sugar🇬🇭
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    Nov 2, 2024
    Power banks last longer than men!
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    ELVIS SIMONS
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    Nov 4, 2024
    “If you elevate your woman she won’t be available to other men and won’t cheat on you” He debunked that with lots of evidence 😂😂😂😂😂
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