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Chris
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I am that I am | Energy Engineer | ❤️
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    Chris
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    Mar 30, 2025
    Replying to @plattttform
    She’s beautiful. What are you on about?
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    Chris
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    Jul 18, 2025
    Replying to @DocStrangelove2
    Something is seriously wrong with Cyclists. They keep crashing into the gate.
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    Chris
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    Apr 13, 2025
    Replying to @Ariellex1_
    We got so desensitized to murder watching that series that we didn’t even care 😂
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    Chris
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    Jul 11, 2025
    Replying to @KeyKashani
    “It’s easier to produce ethical chocolate..”
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    Chris
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    Jun 24, 2025
    Replying to @gatx_negrx
    You are closer to being homeless than you ever are to becoming a billionaire and that’s the honest truth. mMost of us are one or two missed paychecks away from becoming homeless. It doesn’t hurt to be kind to them
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    Chris
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    Jul 21, 2025
    Mel B and Geri had that shit going on
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    Chris
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    Feb 21, 2025
    Replying to @JerseyMike732
    Risking 10 bands to win $300?
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    Chris
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    Jul 14, 2025
    Replying to @MaceAhWindu
    That is just unfair. Gal Gadot can’t act to save her life. Her line delivery is as interesting as watching a hammer strike a nail
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    Chris
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    Mar 31, 2025
    Replying to @vanillaopinions
    You deserve jail time if you don’t vaccinate your kid for measles, polio, hepatitis and meningitis. It should be a felony
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    Chris
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    Apr 8, 2025
    Replying to @UTDCJ_
    Bro is gonna pull up with the meanest park the bus the game has ever seen. We will see 10 defenders and one right winger
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    Chris
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    Jun 21, 2025
    Replying to @JakeWally
    She knew she was talking to a conspiracy theory retard 😂
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    Chris
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    Jul 13, 2025
    Replying to @cottoncandaddy
    I make the oomph sound whenever I see it and insert the meaning mentally
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    Chris
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    Jun 16, 2025
    Replying to @Sain4847
    This comment is deeply antiseptic. Please delete
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    Chris
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    Mar 26, 2025
    Replying to @FabrizioRomano
    Rodrygo: "You are very bad." Paredes: "I have 1 World Cup and 2 Copa America's, you have zero." 😭😭😭
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