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They finally randomly saved my original account @itsalwayscraig so if you fw me I’m gonna be over there tweeting stuff.
Craig
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Craig
@_itsalwayscraig
I’m definitely here for twitter nonsense
Joined September 2018
- Tank?……No biggie Torretto jumping from overpass to overpass while catching a human like a football?……. I’m cool with that Flying Cars? …. Sure Paul Walker saying “cuh” No problem But when the hell did Ludacris turn into Jet Li?
00:00What was the moment Fast and the Furious abandoned reality? I was trying to think of the exact point. - My Dads a lawyer! Bernie Mac: Keep talkin…..keep talkin….you gon wish yo pappy was an orthodontist. 😂😂😂😂
00:00I don’t do no baby talk. I talk to kids like Bernie Mac talked to Jordan 😭😭 - Fair. But if the replay center finds that you did foul or the ball did touch you last should you be suspended next game? The box score would be hilarious C. Payne - DNP - lied on his mamaNBA needs to create the Cam Payne challenge rule. Each team gets one “on my mama” per game that automatically overturns a call
- Why are Yall surprised that a melodramatic theater kid got beat up by a dude with spectacular hand eye coordination, 5 brothers with a former boxer as a dad from FKING GARY INDIANA?? 😂😂😂
- One of Martins most underrated one liners is from Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins Cedric: Care to make it interesting? A little wager perhaps? Martin: For What? You’ll just find a way renege again…….re-nigga ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Chris Tucker or Martin Lawrence? In their prime, who wins a Movie Verzuz? 🤔 - LL Cool J did this so many times on Smackdown that the camera just cut away from him at the end 😂😂😂
00:00Nothing LL cool J has ever done is considered normal - Shaq reads from the teleprompter Chuck trolls Shaq challenges Chuck to read the same thing Chuck accepts then immediately sells 😂😂😂😂😂😂
00:00What was yall’s favorite @NBAonTNT moment????? - Skip Bayless vs Shannon Sharpe 2022:
00:00WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle. - Replying to @BeLiKeDimeHe’s literally at the “I’m so good I’m just gonna try shit” stage of his career
- “I talked to Vargas and Ru- Reyes….They said they down for whateva”
00:00Chris Tucker or Martin Lawrence? In their prime, who wins a Movie Verzuz? 🤔 - Replying to @jackfreemanBruh…..not a care in the fuckin world….look at her 😂😂😂😂
